I haven’t burped in over 10 years, really. I had a Nissen Procedure to keep stomach acid out of my esophagus in which the surgeon wraps part of your stomach around it to replace the worn-out sphincter muscle. Only problem, it’s a one-way valve too rigid to let gas out. Works like a charm and I’ve had no heartburn since though I do miss an occasional nice burp.
At least he didn’t ask if you’re ready for the air passing contest. It’s weird how Jim Davis anthropomorphizes all the creatures because no cat would have a problem with burping or passing air.
codycab 2 months ago
Maybe you can actually beat him, Arlene.
rob.home 2 months ago
We used to have colon cleansing competitions when I was young.
Botulism Bob 2 months ago
Who said female cats can’t burp?
Gent 2 months ago
Burping contest eh. How ameowsing.
Macushlalondra 2 months ago
Garfield when will you realize that Arlene is a lady?
Mediatech 2 months ago
It is better than the other method of venting gastrointestinal gas.
(just saying… )
Blu Bunny 2 months ago
Jon and Garfield prove that any man, no matter how nauseating, can have a girlfriend.
BenGMan 2 months ago
Cover your ears & nose Arlene if you don’t want or hear & smell it.
DaveG1960 2 months ago
Sweet and Sour?
2AndFour 2 months ago
Can Arlene match Garfield’s mighty burp?
Troglodyte 2 months ago
Arlene finds Garf’s behaviour hard to digest.
Goat from PBS 2 months ago
Jeez, Garf, how loud can you drink from a straw? Or maybe he’s chugging it so fast it’s already empty.
w16521 2 months ago
Well Arlene at least Garfield didn’t say “wait for the farting contest”.
Just-me 2 months ago
A burping contest is a sure fire way end the evening Garfield.
eced52 2 months ago
He just can’t help himself, can he?
Sir Isaac 2 months ago
I haven’t burped in over 10 years, really. I had a Nissen Procedure to keep stomach acid out of my esophagus in which the surgeon wraps part of your stomach around it to replace the worn-out sphincter muscle. Only problem, it’s a one-way valve too rigid to let gas out. Works like a charm and I’ve had no heartburn since though I do miss an occasional nice burp.
CaveCat87 2 months ago
Be careful, Garfield, Arlene just might surprise you and she might not even realize it.
KageKat 2 months ago
Arlene, you’ve known Garfield how long, and you’re still surprised by this?
Mario500 2 months ago
(senses a variation of slurping in this cartoon (based on the sound illustrated in this cartoon))
elvira.alejandro 2 months ago
Who will beat Jay Sherman, the movie critic?
waes-hael 2 months ago
GARFIELD! That’s SO rude! “Belching” is the proper term!
zarilla 2 months ago
Women are the most civilized of the two genders. My wife can change that sometimes though.
dlseelinger1764 2 months ago
As if Arlene didn’t see it coming.
Scott S 2 months ago
When I was in college one of my dorm mates on the 4th floor could belch loud enough to be heard on the 3rd & 2nd floors.
edmund_graham 2 months ago
Don’t forget “How predictable”
Number 15 Burger King Foot Lettuce 2 months ago
Dose she know how to make a grilled cheese
jasonsnakelover 2 months ago
At least he didn’t ask if you’re ready for the air passing contest. It’s weird how Jim Davis anthropomorphizes all the creatures because no cat would have a problem with burping or passing air.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 2 months ago
She won’t be saying ‘Kiss me, you wicked savage’ to him anytime soon, I’m sure.
anncorr339 2 months ago
I agree with ARLENE
EXCALABUR 2 months ago
My wife is getting better at it.