Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 10, 2024

Natural selection in action.

Ninja cat.

Well, the fish haven’t moved.

With that lid on the aquarium, how did he get to them?

Finding Nemo…nevermore

That’s nice. Now the tank isn’t so crowded.

What happened to my collection of poisonous fish?

Tell me again why people keep cats? Oh yeah, they’re evil.

Time to count fish, bozo.

You’ve just saved on your pet food bills, twice.

The cat’s a better aquarium manager than you, bozo. He knew there were too many fish in there.

Fish are not pets. Fish are furniture.

Oh, pussycat – somebody will notice how bloated you are eventually

looks like it was too crowded anyway.

When the guy’s away, the cat will play….Go Fish!

Cats quicker than the eye…burp

I suppose the cat teamed up with Ninja Sloth.

She’s just culling the herd … err … school?

Does seem a little fishy.

You got a few puffer fish missing?

So………what’s for dessert?

His wine glass and book are missing. That’s also different…

I’ve never had a cat that ate a goldfish out of its bowl. I did have one fish a rat out of the toilet one night. :)

Cat ate Mrs. Puff.

Kitty is faster than Ninja Sloth!

Bad kitty!