In 1964 on vacation to the NY World’s Fair, our dad gave us a quarter to try the motel “Magic Fingers” vibrating bed for a few minutes. Pretty disappointing.
This actually happened to my late Husband with Crapmatic bed. (He had MS) and the #@% thing folded him in,we had to call the fire department to get him out by dismantling the bed.
The dude from FL Premium Member 3 months ago
You didn’t see the quarter machine to activate the vibrator? It’s not a vibrator
PraiseofFolly 3 months ago
“Please, I need to report an Alien Invasion! They are coming in the form of carnivorous mattresses!”
Mediatech 3 months ago
I hate when that happens.
Doug Taylor Premium Member 3 months ago
Never trust a Craftmatic bed.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 3 months ago
..meep..
sandpiper 3 months ago
They appear to be users, not shoppers or managers. But, in the end, he’s still a pretzel.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 3 months ago
It was meant to be a suit presser. The bed is in the other room.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 3 months ago
Well it must be uncomfortable because he is yelling…oh pain, oh pain……
rshive 3 months ago
Maybe he should have adjusted it to a lower setting.
931st UAP Recon Squadron • "They Honk-Guano Tonks" 3 months ago
Do you know YOUR SandwichBed™ number?
DaBump Premium Member 3 months ago
He’s going to need a chiropractor now.
Fantom Premium Member 3 months ago
Wrong IKEA instructions.
monya_43 3 months ago
Those used to be called a rollaway bed. It’s ready to roll away now.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault 3 months ago
TICKLE HIS FEET!!
WCraft Premium Member 3 months ago
Now stretch, and touch your toes…breathe in, breathe out
mfrasca 3 months ago
Hufnageled.
cuzinron47 3 months ago
He got folded, spindled, and mutilated.
hubbard3188 3 months ago
And she remains calm..
Ken8338 Premium Member 3 months ago
Ah, the taco setting.
walstib Premium Member 3 months ago
In 1964 on vacation to the NY World’s Fair, our dad gave us a quarter to try the motel “Magic Fingers” vibrating bed for a few minutes. Pretty disappointing.
christelisbetty 3 months ago
This actually happened to my late Husband with Crapmatic bed. (He had MS) and the #@% thing folded him in,we had to call the fire department to get him out by dismantling the bed.