What’s the difference between a brown noser and a butt kisser? Depth perception.
If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
I put my default ring tone to “silent” and assign an audible ring tone to persons in my contact list from whom I will accept calls. When a telemarketer or scam phone call comes in, I never even hear the phone ring. If the call is indeed important the caller can leave a voice mail, but they seldom do that.
I bookmarked the “Comics I Follow” page and bypass the main page.
Chemistry professor Fred Menger said, " If you torture data sufficiently, it will confess to almost anything."
Yep, any day now I expect Oreo’s Double Stuff to be renamed Oreo’s, so the regular Oreo’s can be renamed Diet Oreo’s.
I got a letter for my boss from my doctor certifying that my head, in fact, was not up there.
I set my default ring tone to “silent” and assigned an audible ring tone to everyone in my contact list. I never even hear the robocall or telemarketers or scam folks call. If the call is important they can leave a message, but they rarely do.
And Mayflowers bring pilgrims
It was 241 years ago, not 237.