Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 03, 2024

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    MeanBob Premium Member 4 months ago

    Fools! Don’t you realize hes only agonizing over which one of you goes into the pot? Then he’ll collect all your unborn children and eat them. Save me a drumstick and a couple sunny side up.

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    angelolady Premium Member 4 months ago

    Aww. Don’t eat them.

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    Ratkin  4 months ago

    They make good wingmen, uh, chicks

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    a sage  4 months ago

    He’s a chicken tender, too, since he is tending the chickens.

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    Superfrog  4 months ago

    Nuggets of kindness.

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    Gent  4 months ago

    Foolish chicken has compassion with guy who is going to eats them.

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    phritzg Premium Member 4 months ago

    He looks like he’s trying to pinch a loaf.

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    My aunt’s chickens never said that to me when I was young and gathering their eggs.

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member 4 months ago

    It should be titled ‘tender chickens.’!

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    wongo  4 months ago

    Why are there chickens in the outhouse?

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    gammaguy  4 months ago

    The chicken tender comes right behind the chicken engine when you have trained chickens.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 months ago

    He’s got a lot bottled up inside, and they hope they can pullet out of him.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 4 months ago

    Chickens will say anything to keep you sitting – keeping their eggs warm.

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    VoodooMom  4 months ago

    Good one!

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    jasonsnakelover  4 months ago

    TLC tender loving care

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member 4 months ago

    Genius!

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    LNER4472 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Mine follow up with “Now give us mealworms and grapes!!!!!”

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    TIMH  4 months ago

    Fried chicken tenders are great comfort food.

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