The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 24, 2024

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    ronaldspence  4 months ago

    never listen to a dummy

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    PraiseofFolly  4 months ago

    For some reason, the puppet will speak only Latin. He therefore obstinately in this case answered, “Minime!” [“No way!”]

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    Ratkin  4 months ago

    He’s just venting.

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    The Duke  4 months ago

    Who’s the dummy?

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    blunebottle  4 months ago

    Rather wooden humour today…

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    jasonsnakelover  4 months ago

    Gepetto pulled a few strings to get Pinocchio a job.

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    Gent  4 months ago

    Well he a ventriloquist.

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    Jayalexander  4 months ago

    You need to trim your nails before you stick your hand up there again!

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    phritzg Premium Member 4 months ago

    The dummy has a girlfriend named “Mary Annette”.

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    markkahler52  4 months ago

    XD!!

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    figuratively speaking  4 months ago

    He’s just stringing you along. Time to cut ties.

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    bignatefantic2.0  4 months ago

    He “woodn’t” care at all

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    jango  4 months ago

    Master of Puppets—Metallica

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    Jon Schutter  4 months ago

    now THAT’S talent

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    Chris  4 months ago

    he can’t help it, he’s a ventriloquist.

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    uniquename  4 months ago

    Clearly, this isn’t Jeff Dunham.

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    Slowly, he turned...  4 months ago

    And don’t put your hands on my little pull thingy!

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    cactusbob333  4 months ago

    Sit on my lap and I will pull your string.

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    perryed  4 months ago

    You don`t have any pull with me anymore.

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    He leaves me feeling stuffed and manipulated….

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    Angry Indeed  4 months ago

    There was a RBION a few days ago that had a factoid about Woody from Toy Story originally being a dummy but they thought it might be too creepy.

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    Lablubber   4 months ago

    He couldn’t have said it any better.

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    Angry Indeed  4 months ago

    Also, an original Twilight Zone episode starring Cliff Robertson as a wishy-washy ventriloquist and a dummy named Willie with Type A personality switching places.

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    Just_Karl  4 months ago

    When I collected Batman comics back in the 1980’s there was a villain named “Ventriloquist.” Split personality who acted out his evil side through his dummy “Scarface.”

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    megiggles  4 months ago

    Me thinks the dummy is pulling his strings.

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    6turtle9  4 months ago

    Just stringing him along.

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    gopher gofer  4 months ago

    the dummy’s no dummy…

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    aussie399 Premium Member 29 days ago

    Why is the doc holding her pad to write instead of having it on the desk?

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