Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 23, 2024

The mall?! I thought this was supposed to be updated. Who goes to malls anymore? How many malls even still exist?

I want to hear the answer!

She must be a Valley Girl. Remember them?

In the good ol days only even walls had ears. Now even tables got ears.

The brothers Grimm wrote that line, not Disney.

Kid your only hope is if you spend all your money at Snow’s Fashion Boutique, located near the center court.

Ha! That’s hilarious! She must’ve been an original Valley Girl.

Disney owes us an apology.

But no apologies to Amazon/Alexa?

Snow White is still fairest of them all.

Several were torn down near me, then rebuild. Only this time without a roof or heating. Called them “shopping villages”.

Where do they now go to “Strut their Stuff”?

It’s certainly not you, Miss Priss!

I hope for Alexa’s sake “she” gives the right answer!!

I’m sorry, I don’t understand the question.

very clever, Dave!

I’m afraid I don’t know that.

A signboard in my town: “Alexa! Take down the Christmas decorations!”

“The weather in Fairbanks is a snow squall”

Alexa, Alexa, on the table, you sell my info when you’re able.

Mall? Alexa is a small contributor to a big force making malls go away.