I’m royalty… sort of. My 26x great-grandfather was Olaf “Peacock” Höskuldsson. His mother was the daughter of Muirchertach of the Leather Cloaks, king of Ailech. Olaf was offered the throne, but declined because he figured his uncles, who were next in line to the throne, would kill him. I shouldn’t have to pay for his mistake, though. I’m going to Ireland to reclaim the throne.
Well, goldfish were bred in Asia from carp. Your ancestors could have been owned by Chinese or Japanese emperors, and if you consider pets part of the family, then that WOULD make your royalty.
Ratkin 4 months ago
They’ve been reading Sherman’s Lagoon, but are about a week behind.
Gent 4 months ago
Something fishy about your anhistory eh.
angelolady Premium Member 4 months ago
Aww.
seanfear 4 months ago
Dunno… ask Harry.
Jml58 4 months ago
Who cares? We still live in a castle.
Uncle Kenny 4 months ago
That computer is a Dell, Rolling in the deep.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow 4 months ago
But you’re gold, fish
John M 4 months ago
Royalty wasn’t Royalty if you go back far enough – most of them descend from Robber barons or similar
jasonsnakelover 4 months ago
Don’t worry. Marry into royalty like Megan Markle did, and you’ll be fine.
Purple People Eater 4 months ago
I’m royalty… sort of. My 26x great-grandfather was Olaf “Peacock” Höskuldsson. His mother was the daughter of Muirchertach of the Leather Cloaks, king of Ailech. Olaf was offered the throne, but declined because he figured his uncles, who were next in line to the throne, would kill him. I shouldn’t have to pay for his mistake, though. I’m going to Ireland to reclaim the throne.
The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago
Those fish are getting schooled!
Huckleberry Hiroshima 4 months ago
Anybody can be royalty. Say you’re royalty. You’re royalty. Say you’re a commoner. You’re a commoner.
Zebrastripes 4 months ago
Ya just had to spoil it for all of us….thanks a lot!
ladykat 4 months ago
I guess not. Sorry, fishie.
Abrus80 4 months ago
Well, goldfish were bred in Asia from carp. Your ancestors could have been owned by Chinese or Japanese emperors, and if you consider pets part of the family, then that WOULD make your royalty.
walstib Premium Member 4 months ago
I live in a nice house in a nice neighborhood in MN, but it’s a castle compared to most of the rest of the world.
Tired 4 months ago
Kingfisher?
Darryl Heine 4 months ago
WE’RE NOT WORTHY!
amarvel00 4 months ago
They’re new royals. Their ancestors didn’t live in a castle.
perryed 4 months ago
New money.
Steverino Premium Member 4 months ago
Goldfish, silverfish, no difference.
Mike Baldwin creator 4 months ago
If you Live in a castle you may be underwater in more ways than one.
Spence12 Premium Member 4 months ago
They’re probably pals of WF’s Hecklefish. They all like to use the internet from inside their fishbowls.
mistercatworks 4 months ago
“That diver guy is not our personal pool cleaner?”
MissyTiger 4 months ago
No, but at least, one of your ancestors was a renowned sturgeon.