Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 05, 2024

I have often wondered why you need to call in advance for an appointment to see a psychic.

She won’t be allowed in.

Many Canadians on Reddit are complaining, so it might not be an improvement. Among other things, housing prices are out of control.

I wouldn’t need an appointment, she would know it’s me!!!

Why don’t psychics and fortunetellers make themselves millionaires by getting the lottery numbers?

Love the “very closed” sign on the door :-)

She obviously can see the writing on the wall … or perhaps is one of the rats leaving a sinking ship.

Our local Craigslist is advertising classes for recent Canadian Immigrant to learn English.

Our local psychic got hit by a bus last month. The poor dear never saw it coming.

She must have googled: Trump leads Biden in 2024 polls

Four foot tall psychic accused of bilking customers and leaving the area. Police report a small medium at large.

if she really knew the future she wouldn’t be going to Canada…they’re in for a rough time and one that’s going to hang on for a long time to boot.

Some psychic did a card reading on Trump and pulled the Death Card. I think she was hoping and stacked the deck.

Lots of ‘immigrants’ see America the same way seniors once saw Florida – a haven. Their disappointment will also resemble that of the seniors who are now looking elsewhere.

If I had the dough, guess I’d go to Switzerland, if they’d have me.

Like Canada is going to be any better than the USA. They have gone rogue socialist up there!

Welcome, Madam Spiritus.

Prescient, but probably a bit early with her prediction. In 10,000 years or so, Canada might have one of the few remaining temperate climates.

I have no need for psychics. Side kicks on the other hand, are quite useful.

YEEESH – to early in the morning for Horror Stories.

Hopefully she is sponsored or has gainful employment waiting, otherwise Canada won’t take her. They enforce their strict immigration laws.

Yup, ’cause global warming is going to make everything south of the 45th parallel uninhabitable! Well, you could move to northern Michigan, Maine, etc…

Is she the one that did the psychic reading for the folks at FOX?

They have billionaires in Canada too. Stocking white resentment against people of color so you can pick their pockets is a phenomenon that knows no borders.

one thing for sure- you don’t need to be a psychic to see what may be coming in the fall! canada is a great choice!

Yes please do, I’m sure Canada can use another scam artist.

And she is not alone…

We’re thinking about it

She apparently hasn’t been watching the news about what’s happening in Canada right now.

A question inspired by this cartoon: could someone explain the American Primary System to me?

A dozen or more candidates from each party take a run at the Presidency. Most are qualified for the job. Many truly wish to improve both the country and the world. Some few are able to inspire hope in both young and old.

How did you end up with these two?

Now I know why there is some psychic in my town.

Hope she can speak Canadian.

Enlightened health care, even if some is rationed. FDA is about to approve first massive drug imports from Canada to compete with our greedy domestic distributors.

Psychic, eh?

I’ve been planning on buying a sailboat to sail across the Pacific Ocean. If the orange clown becomes president, there will be additional incentive.

NO NO NO - it can’t happen again!!!

Sad state our country is in.

Why aren’t all psychics billionaires?

Interestingly, the same theme in today’s “Monty” strip.

Did she see the future of the 2024 presidential elections and get a head start? Good riddance!

The other day I heard a radio ad for a psychic service which brags that only X percent of psychics who apply to work for the company are ever hired. It made me think the rejects aren’t really psychic, because it seems they ought to know they wouldn’t be hired and should have saved themselves the trouble of applying at all.

The new FEMA Disaster Index to compliment the Waffle House Index.

Crime is down, economy is up, unemployment is down. We need a Republican administration to lower our expectations again.

I’ve always wondered why you never see the headline “Psychic Wins the Lottery.”