Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 21, 2024

He’s not out of his mind, his mind is out of him.

Uh, dude, it looks to me like you’re talking with your colon, not your brain. Could explain the crappy advice.

My brain does this, almost constantly reminding me of the innumerable mistakes that I have made throughout life, despite trying to forget them. But at least I have learned from most of them.

I’ll never talk about Reality Check at a party ever again!

This is your brain. This is your brain at parties.

If you brought your brain to the party, at least don’t listen to it. And whatever you do don’t give it alcohol.

hey, I know that brain…

Yay! Love Ralph! ❤️❤️

Can’t win, no matter how hard you try….

Why is he talking to a pink cauliflower?! I’m kidding, I’m kidding… I know what it is!

It’s his intestines! Aaaah, I’m kidding again! I know what it is!

… it’s his pet brain, right?

Is this like an autoimmune disease – where your own brain works against you?

The incident will be forgotten within a week.

Yeah, I’ve done that, much to my enduring and embarrassing chagrin.

Ha! What used to break the ice at parties now gets you canceled!

This is my objection to “mindfulness”. :)

Always make sure mind is in gear before putting brain into motion.

20 years? Try 50.

The people who told me I wasn’t spontaneous enough were always the ones who got offended the most when I tried saying or doing something spontaneous.

Never believe your gut feeling. (Looks like guts to me.) It can turn on you, worse yet go both ways.

His mind tends to wander sometimes.

But…but… WHAT DID HE SAY???

An unsolicited word of advice: ‘If in doubt, shut your mouth’.

…I feel attacked.