Rob Rogers for December 12, 2023

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    sipsienwa Premium Member 5 months ago

    I would be surprised if he knew that many synonyms.

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    Flashaaway  5 months ago

    That sums it up completely. The American Gestapo will wear blue suits and red ties.

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    Coopersdad  5 months ago

    Hopefully you will be hanged on day six!

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 5 months ago

    He won’t have to go beyond Day 5 with terminology, because by then everybody who’s ever opposed him will be either behind bars or pushing up daisies. Think I’m kidding? Look at what he had to say about a subject near and dear to his own supporters: “I like taking guns away early. Take the guns first, go through due process second.” —Donald J. Trump, 2018 Feb. 28

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    GOGOPOWERANGERS  5 months ago

    Day 6 he’ll a "strong"man

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    braindead Premium Member 5 months ago

    Republicans do their Christmas shopping at Home Despot.

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    comixbomix  5 months ago

    And on all of them – a traitor.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 5 months ago

    May he never get near the WH, not even for a tour.

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    Patjade  5 months ago

    His working vocabulary doesn’t have that many words. He’d need someone to provide them for him.

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    phritzg Premium Member 5 months ago

    Day One: “I’ll be a dictator.” Day Two, and all the rest: “I’ll be your god.”

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    VegaAlopex  5 months ago

    …des Amerikanen Volkes!

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    mourdac Premium Member 5 months ago

    Nuremberg rally 1935. Nazis back then, MAGAts today.

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    Henwood  5 months ago

    Time to watch that old Charlie Chaplin movie again.

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    piper_gilbert  5 months ago

    A dictator can be whatever they want to be. Nothing you can say or do about it.

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    The Nodding Head  5 months ago

    You lost MAGA with all those synonyms

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    Donaldo Premium Member 5 months ago

    What was it that the left hated so much about Trump again? Was it the tight border control? The strong economy or the low unemployment rate? Was it perhaps the low crime rate? Could it be because he started no wars with other nations? Or was it simply because CNN and others relentlessly spun lies about him that the left bought uncritically, and still believe in, even if most was debunked?

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    tpcox928  5 months ago

    And J.D. Vance and the balance of the followers will work to make it so, the end of democracy and our Constitutional Republic. “It Can’t Happen Here”

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    ArtyD2 Premium Member 5 months ago

    The ‘T’ stands for thesaurus.

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    I was FRAMED!!!!!!  5 months ago

    I doubt that TRAITOR Trumputin knows the meanings of any of those labels.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Our grandparents fought against fascists. All took up arms in some sense, welder’s torch, garden tools, submarine, B-17, M-1, mechanic’s tools or other. We owe it to them to keep our country free from traitors like tiny and his fluffers.

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    Lone Panda, KemoSabe  5 months ago

    Herman Goering, with a dead ginger cat, glued on his head.

    Goering had a distinguished career in WW1. More than the orange blob can say. Still, wasn’t the blob in a marching band or something? Saw him in a uniform, maybe an extra in a Summer Stock of the Music Man. Not sure.

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    rossevrymn  5 months ago

    74,000,000?:

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    In other words, you’ll be an elephant’s rear end.

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    Kurtass Premium Member 5 months ago

    “Waiting for the Worms” Song by Pink Floyd

    to cut out the deadwood (Waiting) to clean up the city (Waiting) to follow the worms (Waiting) to put on a black shirt (Waiting) to weed out the weaklings (Waiting) to smash in their windows and kick in their doors for the final solution to strengthen the strain (Waiting) to follow the worms (Waiting) to turn on the showers and fire the ovens (Waiting) for the qu#$÷s and the c<<ns and the reds and the Jews (Waiting) to follow the worms

    Who knew Roger Waters could see into the future of trump’s America.

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    LeeGP  5 months ago

    OK, who’s feeding him those words? It’s not like he knows them…

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    Diane Lee Premium Member 5 months ago

    MAGAts applaud the idea of a Trump dictatorship because he tells them what they want to hear, and they therefore believe that he will ignore everyone’s rights other than their own. If they hate anyone who isn’t strictly heterosexual— they figure Trump will somehow get rid of any one who isn’t. Their religious views will have the power of law. White straight men will be in total control. It isn’t impossible to accomplish this sort of thing if you have dictator powers. Hitler managed quite a bit along that line, and he only had power for a few years and wasted a lot of effort on WWll. He would have total control of the media, so we would have little knowledge of what is going on, and total control of the armed forces and police, so there would be no mechanism for whistle blowing even if we did know. If you think it can’t happen here, think again. It only takes enough people to get the ball rolling in that direction, and there are apparently 780000000 who either are fine with it or too dumb to know any better.

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    Cesky Krumlov III  5 months ago

    What is amazing that career politicians and servicemen bow before this buffoon.

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member 5 months ago

    It would be the Groundhog Day presidency er I mean Dictatorship

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    IndyW  5 months ago

    Major gaslighting, this toon is. Wow, are dems really this paranoid and delusional?

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    gammaguy  5 months ago

    Rob, you left out the most important title: “King!”

    FWIW, I don’t think Trump wants to be an “Emperor”, since that would almost certainly involve dealing with folks who didn’t speak English. (I’m sure he would disown Puerto Rico… and maybe even Louisiana, if he became aware of the Cajuns.)

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    syzygy47  5 months ago

    The four years of a Trump presidency would be a Day One Groundhog Day

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    ncorgbl  5 months ago

    And a few more that he’d mispronounce.

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    Flatworm  5 months ago

    Actually, he’s aiming for “King.”

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member 5 months ago

    …And by day 6, he’ll have burned all the books so he won’t need any more synonyms.

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    Durak Premium Member 5 months ago

    Let’s see how many synonyms he can come up with for “positive, democratic leader”.

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    Curiosity Premium Member 5 months ago

    And to add to what sipsienwa said, I’d be surprised if he knows that many “big words”.

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    Carthago delenda est  5 months ago

    Totally ridiculous. HIs vocabulary is nowhere nearly that big.

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    Radish the wordsmith  5 months ago

    Cognitive Decline Trump lied, he will be a Republican fascist dictator for life.

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    peterrehder2  5 months ago

    Hehe, those great words, he has all the great words,…he is such an a hole

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    jvscanlan Premium Member 5 months ago

    Trump is using day-one like the Bible uses seven days.

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    The All-Hearing Aye  5 months ago

    DAY ONE:

    Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life…

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    Conservative Man  5 months ago

    Of only Biden could talk

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