Too young for a zit, his pineal gland must be breaking through as a third eye! Well, this nice family cartoon certainly took a nasty H.P. Lovecraft twist!
Nelson, first that is not where you want a hickey, and second that is not how you want to get a hickey. You have a lot to learn Nelson, a lot to learn.
My older brother told my son that if you unscrew his belly button, his bum would fall off. For years my son would not allow my brother anywhere near him.
’Once knew a fella – quite a dignified fella – was playing with his daughter and stuck a suction-cupped dart to his forehead. We had a meeting with important customers the next day, and he had to explain 100 times why there was a 1" circular red mark on his forehead.
Many years ago… I was entreating my one-year-old nephew by sticking a rattle to my forehead via the suction cup and shaking my head. He was VERY amused So I kept it going for a while. I had a perfectly round hickey-looking thing in the middle of my forehead for a week! Live and learn.
Argythree 6 months ago
Still not funny, Grandpa…
David Huie Green YouSupportWhatYouDoNotOppose 6 months ago
To be honest, they had to be partly missing to begin with. Which is to say, you had to be a kid. We made some very dumb decisions back then.
sirbadger 6 months ago
You can hide the injury with a plastic rhino horn or plastic eye.
californiamonty 6 months ago
Nelson looks like he’s been subjected to that quackery of cupping.
Ubintold 6 months ago
Just tell everybody you’re Indian in a big way.
PraiseofFolly 6 months ago
Too young for a zit, his pineal gland must be breaking through as a third eye! Well, this nice family cartoon certainly took a nasty H.P. Lovecraft twist!
Zykoic 6 months ago
The old cup tipped arrows did that too.
greggie1 6 months ago
a forehead hickey
Doug K 6 months ago
Nelson: “Is there some way I can get my brains back, Gramma?”
The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago
The poor kid will have to go in for politics!
iggyman 6 months ago
I remember when my gullibility was taken advantage of and was called teasing!
Ned Snipes 6 months ago
We all know that Earl will be blamed for Nelson’s experimentation.
GoPickled Premium Member 6 months ago
Better think twice before you pull that trick again, Nelson ! O dear, guess that could be a small problem…
jagedlo 6 months ago
Tune in tomorrow to see the next portion of the “Nelson and the vacuum cleaner” arc…
ANIMAL 6 months ago
“Some people without a brain do an awful lotta talking”
Daltongang Premium Member 6 months ago
Nelson, first that is not where you want a hickey, and second that is not how you want to get a hickey. You have a lot to learn Nelson, a lot to learn.
DawnQuinn1 6 months ago
My older brother told my son that if you unscrew his belly button, his bum would fall off. For years my son would not allow my brother anywhere near him.
Behuva5 6 months ago
Looks like the Olympic swimmers from the Rio games…
jango 6 months ago
Opal will be delivering a slice of humble pie to Earl for this.
Mike Baldwin creator 6 months ago
He’s not not wrong.
w16521 6 months ago
Opal’s not wearing her bunny slippers.
KEA 6 months ago
apparently
Walter Kocker Premium Member 6 months ago
’Once knew a fella – quite a dignified fella – was playing with his daughter and stuck a suction-cupped dart to his forehead. We had a meeting with important customers the next day, and he had to explain 100 times why there was a 1" circular red mark on his forehead.
Watchdog 6 months ago
And now he falls down all the time
kucpa Premium Member 6 months ago
Many years ago… I was entreating my one-year-old nephew by sticking a rattle to my forehead via the suction cup and shaking my head. He was VERY amused So I kept it going for a while. I had a perfectly round hickey-looking thing in the middle of my forehead for a week! Live and learn.
zeexenon 6 months ago
Grandma is certain Sally next door gave you a hickey.
pearlyqim 6 months ago
I would have believed that when I was Nelson’s age!! I still do. : -)
ladykat 6 months ago
You’ll have that mark for days, if not longer.
wildlandwaters 6 months ago
can always dig ‘em outta the shopvac…if Earl didn’t dump it, that is!
Zebrastripes 6 months ago
No it’s a doo-hickey, Nelson! Give it a few days.
GaryReinbold 6 months ago
explains a lot about our college kids though…