Besides, it’s not eco-friendly to wear fir.
But do you know?
Then why do you think they call it toupeeary?
What if it had lights?
Where did that “toupee” come from?
[ Was an evergreen sacrificed in the making of that toupee? ]
My grandmother’s second husband was bald and had a t-shirt that said “God made some beautiful heads. The rest he gave hair.”
Toupee or not toupee. That is the question.
Maybe he wants to be ageless and evergreen.
Proof that Captain Kirk visited here.
You might not want to visit their planet if you love the environment. It’s too easy to get arrested for assault if you’re a treehugger.
Is it better than a comb,er, rake over?
Anyone ever see a cell tower with a small fir tree on top? There was one where I used to live near Atlanta, GA, near Collins Hill High School in the Suwanee area.
I smell pine-scented MURDER! Calling Dick Tracy!
trees in space ???
“Just because there’s snow on the treetop doesn’t mean there’s no… AAAAA, I’m on fire!”
Not a toupee, it’s an upside down merkin.
He’s shedding some weight
Now, if it was a topiary toupee …
He was getting needled anyway …
You don’t want to eat those apples, Dorothy! They probably have worms in them!
It’s not good to pretend to be what you Ent.
Ratkin 6 months ago
Besides, it’s not eco-friendly to wear fir.
jasonsnakelover 6 months ago
But do you know?
Bilan 6 months ago
Then why do you think they call it toupeeary?
enigmamz 6 months ago
What if it had lights?
Doug K 6 months ago
Where did that “toupee” come from?
[ Was an evergreen sacrificed in the making of that toupee? ]
Imagine 6 months ago
My grandmother’s second husband was bald and had a t-shirt that said “God made some beautiful heads. The rest he gave hair.”
Gent 6 months ago
Toupee or not toupee. That is the question.
therese_callahan2002 6 months ago
Maybe he wants to be ageless and evergreen.
The Orange Mailman 6 months ago
Proof that Captain Kirk visited here.
phritzg Premium Member 6 months ago
You might not want to visit their planet if you love the environment. It’s too easy to get arrested for assault if you’re a treehugger.
[Traveler] Premium Member 6 months ago
Is it better than a comb,er, rake over?
jvbowman58 6 months ago
Anyone ever see a cell tower with a small fir tree on top? There was one where I used to live near Atlanta, GA, near Collins Hill High School in the Suwanee area.
Wichita1.0 6 months ago
I smell pine-scented MURDER! Calling Dick Tracy!
lemonbaskt 6 months ago
trees in space ???
ChessPirate 6 months ago
“Just because there’s snow on the treetop doesn’t mean there’s no… AAAAA, I’m on fire!”
Rev Phnk Ey 6 months ago
Not a toupee, it’s an upside down merkin.
geese28 6 months ago
He’s shedding some weight
mistercatworks 6 months ago
Now, if it was a topiary toupee …
Mike Baldwin creator 6 months ago
He was getting needled anyway …
Scott S 6 months ago
You don’t want to eat those apples, Dorothy! They probably have worms in them!
The Brooklyn Accent 6 months ago
It’s not good to pretend to be what you Ent.