Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 07, 2023

He’s a glass act.

General Trelane, I presume.

“You had one eye in the mirror, as you watched yourself gavotte…”

Ralph’s comment is on the mark.

Okay, Narcissus.

He flunked out of political science.

A job like that gives you lots of time to reflect!

he got fired from his last job at the orange juice factory because he could’t concentrate

The mirror doesn’t lie! … but we should all be thankful that it doesn’t laugh!

Ugh. I’d hate to have to look at myself all day. I have no idea how my wife does it. :) :)

She’s the spitting image of a skeptic.

Could be worse. He could have been a cartoonist.

LOL

Glen Quagmire colored his hair.

There’s a vampire comment in this somewhere …!

( but I vant to comment on your matching eyeshadow )

Cue the Rim Shot Monkey

With a nose like his there are few other jobs that come to mind, plays his cards right and he could demonstrate.

It was a plea-bargain sentence in a felony mirror-breaking case. 7 years

2 funny!

I used to work in a muffler shop. I had to quit because I was exhausted all the time.

ha! very good!

Customers have reported broken mirrors and are filing a glass-action lawsuit.

Excellent conversation bar joke!

this is a reflection of the years dave has put in as a humorist…

What about a job as a barber?