Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 21, 2023

Hubba!

She must work at Hooter.

Eye can see that.

Single cell organisms?

“Thanks for keeping me abreast of that.”

Oh eye see.

And my brains are down there.

Your bosum is down there.

Busted

I was just admiring your,….. purse?

No sexy cleavage being a Monoboob!

He’s staring at her drink.

The one eyed creatures may remind you of the girl from Futurama.

what a boob.

I thought her left arm was in a sling.

Okay. I wasn’t interested in looking at your eye.

Mono eye and mono boob?

[Sheldon J. Plankton has entered the chat]

So

She’s a one-sy for sure!

One eye,one boob,one ball?

She’s kinda cute.

Single eye = single t_it?

He wanted to look at something else besides your eye right now.

Saaaaay aren’t there supposed to be 2 down there ?

Must be Single’s Night.

only one?

If the one-eyed girl has one boob, does the one-eyed guy have one ball?

I never understand why they put them on display then get mad when we look

Golden Bozo

I laughed – but it was only a half-assed laugh.

Hey, you areola young once!!

Shave and a haircut, one bit;

Only a cyclops has one t#t.

He will keep an eye out for her and what a set of…..er wait just one.

Keep an eye out for her.

We don’t see eye to eye.

one arm, one ear, one mouth, and 3 teeth each