Herman by Jim Unger for September 14, 2023

Abs olutely

5 stack at IHOP……….

There was a younger lady that was hired at the mill I worked at to fill a forklift driver position. Her nickname was “Short stack.” You do the math!

One time I had six meals altogether.

six-pack flats

The doc has a keen eye.

Crikey’s ! A human Char pei

No, he got his stomach caught in a copier, like his arm on July 13. Love the graphic!!

Even the Sumo Wrestling talent scouts would disdain him.

Andy Capp is looking rough today.

Does he have a double chin? No, it’s more like five lips

One roll for each meal.

That’s the way he rolls.

My body seems to do that from eating three ordinary meals a day and fast food ONCE a WEEK.

for my four stomach areas Doc, rumen, reticulum, omasum, and abomasum – five if you count the disposible part.

If he’s gonna be a slob, best to go ‘whole hog,’ which he ate for lunch.

I know where he keep his phone.

Rollin rollin rollin……

Now that guy is really out of shape. They use to tuck and roll upholstery in automobile seats. It was difficult to get all the dirt out from between the tucks.

This comic inspired Stevie Nicks to write ‘Landslide’.

looks like he swallowed a beehive

He looks like he’s back to 45 meals a day.

A five pack!

The well known Not-quite-starvation-diet.

Super size desktop document organizer.

If it’s already been said, I’m adding my voice. This has to be the most revolting comic I have ever seen.

If you push his head and legs together, he sounds like an accordion

Used to work in a hospital many years ago…all to real, unfortunately!

Some people read tea leaves. Some tarot cards. While other used to read bumps on heads. Reading fat rolls just hasn’t caught on yet.