Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 05, 2023

Fathan Niresheets One time there were 13 Disney parks. One time I was 13 days old. One time there were 217 rides.

Vace Graughn One time there were 46 rolls of duct tape. One time I was 144 hours old.

Memi Doore Wuce Brillis One time I had $3 million.

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

Demi Moore’s 2000 dolls average $1000.00 apiece. Probably no Betsy-Wetsy dolls from the 1950’s, either.

I pity Grace’s boyfriend after the prom. The bra strap is going to be the least of his problems!

There’s now 1002 uses for duct tape.

Gorilla tape accepts the prom challenge. June 2024. It’s on!

It is unfortunate that duck tape has widely become known as “duct tape”, even by many manufacturers, because it is unsuitable for ductwork. The “duck” part refers to it being made of cotton duck fabric.

Hey Huey, that’s where all our tape went. Don’t tell Unca Donald or he’ll get angry and hunt down this Grace person and that’ll be it for her. Get Louie and we’ll go steal it back. It’s okay, we’ll wait until she’s picking out shoes from the dumpster.

Gesundheit!

How much does that dress weigh?

The above demonstrates the rich and fulfilling lives some people live! And Demi Moore divorced Bruce Willis, why? I can’t imagine another man demonstrating such love and commitment as described above. Demi is a Mooreon!

I have my doubts that he visited ALL Disney parks and did all rides. Is everyone forgetting travel time between them? I think that is hogwash.

Ripley’s should have also mentioned that Demi was gifted that house 30 years ago! I don’t think Bruce would be gifting her anything nowadays!

I’m with Bruce – I wouldn’t want +2000 creepy dolls staring at me all day either

Sadly, I fear Disney is only a shadow of its former self. I wouldn’t walk across the street to visit one now.

How much did Mr. Firesheets spend on his frivolous venture? I’m sure there are dozens of other endeavors that would have been much more worthwhile.

Judging by his bulk, he’s more likely to have eaten at all the kiosks in the parks than ride the rides

Fun fact:

Nathan’s carbon footprint for those 12 days surpasses that of 19 nations combined.

I would have thought Nathan would have had to spend 12 days just waiting in line for those 216 rides.

Chances are that the visit to Disney Parks were all arranged before hand so very little waiting in line ….. also some of the Parks are different Parks within a park ……. also can gain one day if he traveled West to East (I think) …….. :)

Firesheets is a real last name?

Demi’s got a dolly ’partment?

Grace looks stunning in her Duct Tape Pine Cone. Let’s give her a hand!

And Nathan ONLY spent about $12,000 dollars.