Cornered by Mike Baldwin for September 21, 2023

They “aim” to please.

I knew a guy who came home at 3am and his wife really hit the ceiling, she always was a bad shot.

I’m not sorry I ducked.

Good to know. I won’t be missing you.

“JUST a moment. I need to make a call.”

She’ll probably have a better shot at not missing (hitting) him next time.

Not exactly funny in Florida

I wonder if that card shop has an ammo department?

Double barrel shot gun and she missed?! I think she is working on her alibi.

Next to the bereavement cards

Such innocent words, so many meanings …

No, but we have “I’ll get you next time” cards.

just take about a one to two-foot lead. – shouldn’t miss unless they can really run. OH and use rubber bullets.

Sorry, those cards are missing. Sorry you missed them.

I’m sure that I can find one if you got some time…..

“Aisle 4, right next to the ‘Eat Lead!’ cards.”

“My dearest Rick O’Shea…”

At this rate, she’ll never make it on Dateline…

I’ll be seeing that in s different way the next time I get one of those cards.

I’m sure he would get a bang out of that card.

send several cards. you know, take a shotgun approach…