Clay Jones for August 03, 2023

That a maitre d’ idiot

He’s about to ‘delete with the fishes’.

Let the Easter Egg hunt begin —

The capsizing ship named Orca with a guy in the crows nest being threatened by a white shark.

The fishing Pizza Rat using his pizza for bait

Tom Hanks and Wilson (the ball) on the island. Another guy on another island, but I don’t recognize him

The lighthouse with a walrus

The sinking tighty whities

The fish in flight (no wings though) below the pier… and the flying fish for real above the lighthouse

The purple octopus (one tentacle visible)… and the snake climbing the dock piling

A random whale and a yellow and black swimming snake

The pizza rat is fishin’ in the dark, countin’ the stars. Down by the river in the full moonlight. (Nitty Gritty Dirt Band).

Looks like someone got de-briefed…

Not how he wanted to be tipped.

@CLAYJONES

Pure genius once again!!! Thank you!

Should have hired Hilary’s clean up crew.

Now I want to see what the pizza fish is like.

Clay is in DC for the grand Indictment!

We need Jimmy Breslin to write this story.

You can tell the seagull lives close to Mar-A-Lardo: Just listen to him… “MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE…”

LMAO! Great!

ROTFLMFAO!!! Brilliant. Clay does it again!!!!

Aw jeez, everyone’s piling on Mr Trump… not fair!

It’s just a few felonies. Cut the guy some slack.

D rump is always eager to expand his criminal base, weather they like it or not. Clay always does the best sea and spacescapes.

Perfect! This is one of the funniest comics I’ve seen in a long time! Made me LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!

Nice artwork Clay.

Try and find a working lighthouse these days.

Lighthouse KEEPERS have definitely gone the way of high-button shoes

Well, Orange Goon generally hires people dumber than him, just so he can be the smartest guy in the room

Trump: What’s on the menu tonight?Waiter: Same as last night, Trump: Not another indictment!

They did acid wash his Levis though

He asked the mug shots people to photograph his good side.

They haven’t stopped laughing yet

You’re a funny man, Clay — LOLOL

As always, an innocent person gets dragged in cleaning out the narcissist trash. The server looks like an Olive Garden employee. I always like your stuff, Clay.

Keep in mind that with the Orange Fuhrer’s hiring history and his utter lack of security at the dump in Florida, there’s every chance that the guy is a foreign spy which is why the goons are probably going to get yelled at. Well, unless the check from that government bounces because it’s painfully obvious that he was selling secrets.

Well, it is Floriduh!

Are we still on this conspiracy theory?