Herman by Jim Unger for August 01, 2023

Removing his skeleton would reduce his weight by whatever his skeleton weighs.

just like my finances

Let this be a warning.

Looks like your beam and joist structure can’t handle it either.

“….doesn’t even TRY.”

He knew it was going to happen some day. But so soon?

So when they called him ‘jelly belly’ they were right?

But now he won’t need to purchase that bean-bag chair.

he looks like a hershey’s kiss without the wrapper

I see a LOT of people and wonder how their skeleton can possibly hold up

Urgh – Hershey’s. I don’t know how you can eat that stuff. I tastes like bad cheese. Try European chocolate. It would be interesting to see if Americans don’t like that. In other words, do different cultures taste things differently.

LMAO

Nightmare.

Mr. Creosote

The Blob – coming to a neighborhood near you!

Now he will need to be oozing right along. Not having arms will help with his diet.

Tell me something I don’t know already, Doc!

My roommate’s cat does that all the time.

Hi Blob!

Great at limbo dancing

And this is what you get when they abandon the old body mass index.

He just tends to go with the flow.

Well he doesn’t have to worry about exercising anymore.

So you say…..

Widespread USA obesity is a very serious problem. Healthy people pay the cost of the consequences through taxes.

Doctors have been telling me I was overweight for years – in my left leg. Turns out I have a 40×40×30 cm tumor in my leg. Sometimes it’s not just fat.