(A woman has stood a little off the registers staring at the menu boards. We’ve just left her to decide, assuming she will step forward when she is ready. She finally does.)
Me: “Hi! What can I get you?”
Customer: “Where’s my food?”
Me: “Did you order already?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: “What did you order?”
Customer: “Do I really have to say it again?!”
Me: “Sorry, it’s just that I have been here the entire time, and all you’ve done is stand there for ten minutes and then come to me.”
Customer: “Well, I’m not leaving without my food. I want it for free, as well. The service here stinks!”
(I call a manager and try to explain, but she persists that she did order and that I’m just being rude and lazy. The manager goes into the office just off to the side of the registers and checks the camera footage.)
Manager: “Sorry, I have just checked the last half hour. You came in, stood a metre back from where you are, and stared at the menu. That’s all you did. You haven’t ordered.”
(The woman’s eyes lose focus temporarily and then snap back.)
ronaldspence 10 months ago
you don’t want to eat chocolate Snoopy…sorry!
mccollunsky 10 months ago
Hope you dreamed up Alka-Seltzer too, Snoopy.
Argythree 10 months ago
My stomach would feel A LOT funny – I can’t eat either one anymore…
charliefarmrhere 10 months ago
I dreamed I was eating cotton candy. I woke up and my pillow was nearly empty.
Yakety Sax 10 months ago
From NAR.com Dreaming of fast food
(A woman has stood a little off the registers staring at the menu boards. We’ve just left her to decide, assuming she will step forward when she is ready. She finally does.)
Me: “Hi! What can I get you?”
Customer: “Where’s my food?”
Me: “Did you order already?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: “What did you order?”
Customer: “Do I really have to say it again?!”
Me: “Sorry, it’s just that I have been here the entire time, and all you’ve done is stand there for ten minutes and then come to me.”
Customer: “Well, I’m not leaving without my food. I want it for free, as well. The service here stinks!”
(I call a manager and try to explain, but she persists that she did order and that I’m just being rude and lazy. The manager goes into the office just off to the side of the registers and checks the camera footage.)
Manager: “Sorry, I have just checked the last half hour. You came in, stood a metre back from where you are, and stared at the menu. That’s all you did. You haven’t ordered.”
(The woman’s eyes lose focus temporarily and then snap back.)
Customer: “Oh, I guess I was daydreaming.”
(She then left without another word.)
therese_callahan2002 10 months ago
Well, it’s no wonder his stomach hurts. By this time, people realized chocolate is unhealthy for dogs.
ajakimber425 10 months ago
No wonder why your poor stomach feels funny!
jagedlo 10 months ago
Interesting look for Snoopy in the first panel…
Ellis97 10 months ago
Dogs shouldn’t even eat chocolate hamburgers.
preacherman Premium Member 10 months ago
Sometimes I envision eating creme filled, chocolate covered eclairs like I did in my high school years. Ahhh, those were the days.
Darryl Heine 10 months ago
Chocolate hamburgers? Made with Hershey’s chocolate?
Captain Bars 10 months ago
Sounds tasty, but definitely not good for you.
Count Olaf Premium Member 10 months ago
Eat a handful of grass and call me in the morning.
Vince M 10 months ago
Uh-oh. Fair season is starting up, and that’s giving ideas to food vendors. Gotta be deep-fried though.
bookworm0812 10 months ago
Blech!!!!!
e.groves 10 months ago
One night I dreamed I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
kaycstamper 10 months ago
Sounds good!
Just-me 10 months ago
Two mutually exclusive tastes. Yuck!
ladykat 10 months ago
Eewww.
mindjob 10 months ago
A hamburger, fries and a short stack of pancakes
Decepticomic 10 months ago
So, poison, then?
geese28 10 months ago
Sounds like s’mores to me….which I love
Ray Helvy Premium Member 10 months ago
It’s weird enough that I want to try it!
happyainthappy 10 months ago
Even Bobby Flay wouldn’t try making those