Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 12, 2023

The line to beat up Calvin will form at the right.

The Emperor’s New Whistle.

Calvin showed off something a lot of us can do and told off the other students. Can’t wait for the next show and tell!

Whistling Dixie

Calvin shoot himself in the foot.

Say goodbye to your front teeth, Calvin!!!

Should have brought a dog whistle and watch the teacher look up.

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Just like Calvin’s invisible cretinizer…

Ahhhhh, but ONLY if Calvin goes to recess. (Is he that smart??)

Good one Calvin. Though you might like to go to the library at recess.

Gives new meaning to “Whistle, and I’ll come to you”…..M.R.James I think…..

Was that Moe or Miss Wormwood speaking to Calvin? Or maybe Susie?

I can’t whistle, so I’d come up short at show and tell!!

That SNAP was worth the beatdown.

Many of us don’t stop talking ourselves into some type of beatdown.

Yeesh! It’s like Calvin is just making enemies left and right just by living!

As opposed to decent-looking cretins?

Yrs Trly The Count didn’t hear a thing. Those off-panel speech bubbles are from lowly unworthies everywhere. The❤️Count knows who you are… >;)

You can always count on there being one in the crowd.

Cal can take some pleasure in that his classmates will remember his presentations and his answers to whoever that was – probably Moe. That’s Cal all over. He gets stomped a lot but he sure is funny.

Tweet and whistle ? Hmmm . . . .

A Calvin gotcha.

Wow, the kings new clothes, of the ears. Slow clap

Ask not for whom the whistle tweets. It tweets for thee.

Off-topic: Someone designed a pealess whistle that he thought would work well for officials at sporting events. But, he had trouble getting them interested. So, he reserved a hotel room during a sports officials convention. He sounded his whistle in the middle of the night. The officials liked the the sound, so asked him how they could get some.

Calvin must be desperate for someone to play with.

Moe is speaking in all caps like a normal character?

“Cretin” isn’t a very commonly-used word.

LOL… That was a great retort by Calvin… and he will pay for it later.

Amusing.

Look out for the reaction of the other students in the class including Mrs Wormwood . You may be Pulverised soon.

Was that Suzie Durkins? (sp)