Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 29, 2023

Anybody have an Allen wrench?

Now that … is macabre.

But hey, at least it was cheap. And that Scandinavian design is to die for.

Guess he can’t follow pictures.

If you could figure out how to put that together, the guy tied up would lose his ability to think.

The JÄTTEBOKILLVOLKORIG is assembled wrong.

Truth.

So ISIS order from IKEA eh.

I keal you.

He is more of a dis-assembly executioner.

Every time I go to IKEA they are sold out of these.

Now it would just BREAK his neck rather than decapitate.

Is the executioner’s next “customer” the one who wrote the directions?

That’s me, alright!

If that were an engineer in the ropes, he’d be offering to help.

Didn’t read the instructions properly, did you?

My wife never reads instructions…that’s why she has me!

He couldn’t pour p_iss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heal.

Sigh, I built a 6ft by 6ft TV console and only after I was done did I realize I put in one piece upside down. Had to dismantle it and rebuilding from about step 4…

or maybe…

https://i.ibb.co/GdJwBZ1/ikillya.jpg

I-killya?

If you buy a bed at Ikea, you REALLY have to make the bed.

Well, this is awkward…

The King says if you don’t get this figured out then heads will roll! Well…maybe in a little while, looks like the immediate crisis is coming to a head.

Looks like he followed the pictures, but he had the manual upside down.

Looks like no parts left over anyway.

dödsmaskin.

Shörtinhëadin

Not so good at executing ideas.

Instructions are in Swedish pictures…

The Hexecutioner.

The worse part is they make the people being executed help put it together.

He’s more of a disassembly guy.

Where is the package of extra nuts and bolts?

LOL

what a nimnul

Best IKEA cartoon EVER!

Still can’t be done, no chopping block..