May 03, 2024
May 01, 2024
More at 11!
stay tuna would be more appoppriate
It’s more like, breaking burping wind.
Was that song called, “Classical Gas”, by Mason Williams.
Two words – Breath Mints!
Further updates may have a musical number.
Don’t ever let him learn about Le Petomane, Jon.
Followed by breaking wind. Might want to leave the room.
Ugh. Pieces. ::gak::
Bring that up again and we’ll take a vote on it.
“Breaking Cat News” on Garfield.
“And now for the weather…”
More gas from the news…
Breaking News. Garfield was seen doing #2 after a massive sneeze.
At least it wasn’t a smelly burp. Just a loud burp.
Rude, childish…. but somehow very satisfying.
I can’t help wondering what Jon thought he was going to say?
Film at 11:00. Ew, David.
This is just lousy work. If you can’t do better than this, it’s time to quit.
Must’ve been a loud burp
More news after his next meal, which should be about a half-hour from now!
Could have been worse. Could have been a hairball.
The next one will probably be longer.
Glad it was not a “hair ball”
Could not have taken it without the coffee.
That was loud and annoying … but at least it was fairly short.
Garfield, pulling off the burps since 1978.
Go away, Garfield.
Still more reliable than most news sources.
What till he asks to pull my finger!
And for further updates, he’ll pass air.
Disgusting, absolutely no manners…
Breaking news is much better than breaking wind.
That’s a pretty accurate summary of most news stories!
Would you repeat that, please?
Ooh, I need to to this to my wife tomorrow morning. She will throw things at me but it will be worth it
OH! You PRUB, you.
Be glad it was news, not wind.
Well excuse YOU Garfield!!
don’t you know he will NEVER STOPS as long as it keeps annoying you?
Garfield enjoyed dinner. Hardly news.
Stop hogging all of the BURPS, garfield … Excuse me !!!
codycab 10 months ago
More at 11!
tessotcyrille 10 months ago
stay tuna would be more appoppriate
BJ40 Premium Member 10 months ago
It’s more like, breaking burping wind.
BJ40 Premium Member 10 months ago
Was that song called, “Classical Gas”, by Mason Williams.
I Mad Am I 10 months ago
Two words – Breath Mints!
Say What? Premium Member 10 months ago
Further updates may have a musical number.
Kwen 10 months ago
Don’t ever let him learn about Le Petomane, Jon.
Imagine 10 months ago
Followed by breaking wind. Might want to leave the room.
cmxx 10 months ago
Ugh. Pieces. ::gak::
Botulism Bob 10 months ago
Bring that up again and we’ll take a vote on it.
Calvinist1966 10 months ago
“Breaking Cat News” on Garfield.
jagedlo 10 months ago
“And now for the weather…”
DaveG1960 10 months ago
More gas from the news…
eced52 10 months ago
Breaking News. Garfield was seen doing #2 after a massive sneeze.
2AndFour 10 months ago
At least it wasn’t a smelly burp. Just a loud burp.
JohnCL 10 months ago
Rude, childish…. but somehow very satisfying.
edmund_graham 10 months ago
I can’t help wondering what Jon thought he was going to say?
Count Olaf Premium Member 10 months ago
Film at 11:00. Ew, David.
elbow macaroni 10 months ago
This is just lousy work. If you can’t do better than this, it’s time to quit.
Clarence 10 months ago
Must’ve been a loud burp
guenette.charlie(BozoKnows) 10 months ago
More news after his next meal, which should be about a half-hour from now!
Just-me 10 months ago
Could have been worse. Could have been a hairball.
TheLordIsHolyForever 10 months ago
The next one will probably be longer.
rockyridge1977 10 months ago
Glad it was not a “hair ball”
rockyridge1977 10 months ago
Could not have taken it without the coffee.
Doug K 10 months ago
That was loud and annoying … but at least it was fairly short.
CaveCat87 10 months ago
Garfield, pulling off the burps since 1978.
ladykat 10 months ago
Go away, Garfield.
Goat from PBS 10 months ago
Still more reliable than most news sources.
mckeonfuneralhomebx 10 months ago
What till he asks to pull my finger!
jasonsnakelover 10 months ago
And for further updates, he’ll pass air.
T... 10 months ago
Disgusting, absolutely no manners…
alkabelis Premium Member 10 months ago
Breaking news is much better than breaking wind.
Tom Toro creator 10 months ago
That’s a pretty accurate summary of most news stories!
cactusbob333 10 months ago
Would you repeat that, please?
PaulAbbott2 10 months ago
Ooh, I need to to this to my wife tomorrow morning. She will throw things at me but it will be worth it
ArcticFox Premium Member 10 months ago
OH! You PRUB, you.
prrdh 10 months ago
Be glad it was news, not wind.
Katzi428 10 months ago
Well excuse YOU Garfield!!
karmakat01 10 months ago
don’t you know he will NEVER STOPS as long as it keeps annoying you?
Otis Rufus Driftwood 10 months ago
Garfield enjoyed dinner. Hardly news.
BJ40 Premium Member 10 months ago
Stop hogging all of the BURPS, garfield … Excuse me !!!