Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 31, 2023

Kids these days, perpetually.

I hear ya, Rodney Aperfield. Just don’t forget to do that signature “monkey suit” tie tugging.

“OK, Boomer”…

“Checking our hides for parasites?”

We have Hair Salons for that now.

I’ve made it to my mid-30s without feeling compelled to complain about the youth, and I see no reason why I can’t keep it up for another five decades.

Nit picking

Well, a chimp has to be trusted in order to groom another chimp…

Cut to Pan Am Space Clipper…

I hope they don’t make a monkey out of themselves.

The only thing worse than “jungle culture” is CANCEL— whatever.

Tomorrow’s version will be a variation of the same theme, with an interesting twist (it comes out on Thursdays on Daily Kos)

oh yeah, my kids know how I want them to probe my hide for parasites … and they simply scoff at me!

They put the troglodyte in “pan troglodytes”. And the sour grapes didn’t fall far from their tree.

Youth — along with the members of many (most?) other groups — are not all the same. I find that it benefits me to treat them as individuals.