Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 31, 2023

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    Ratkin  11 months ago

    Manatee vanity.

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    Erse IS better  11 months ago

    (Snort!)

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    Superfrog  11 months ago

    Cover your ears, boys. You’re too close to the siren.

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    Qiset  11 months ago

    Works for me.

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    ekke  11 months ago

    Yeah, but at least SHE has a job. It may be in the harbor in Denmark, but …

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    AtariDragon  11 months ago

    If Disney had used a manatee in the live-action remake of The Little Mermaid, it might have been worth watching.

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    ladykat  11 months ago

    Manatees are beautiful creatures.

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    Grover St. Clair  11 months ago

    Very persuasive: https://youtu.be/AQSZUdG13cw

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    gammaguy  11 months ago

    She’s a man-tease.

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    geese28  11 months ago

    Just wait til she gets her legs done

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  11 months ago

    Oh, the huge manatee!!

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    Stephen Gilberg  11 months ago

    Selkie variant?

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  11 months ago

    One theory is that sailors long at sea saw Manatees at a distance and thought they were Mermaids. Manatees are sweet docile creatures, but not easily confused with Mermaids.

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    Lablubber   11 months ago

    She’s a manatease.

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    zenyattafan  11 months ago

    Yeah, her skin used to be a lot darker.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 11 months ago

    But she hides them very well.

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