Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 15, 2023

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    tudza Premium Member 12 months ago

    Now if that was made into takuan I’d be happy for him.

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    Superfrog  12 months ago

    They may forget you but they’ll remember the gift.

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    Randy B Premium Member 12 months ago

    Was it as perfect as this one?

    https://www.instagram.com/reel/CplR1Xuo1Nb/

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    3hourtour Premium Member 12 months ago

    …by ‘his’, do we mean he is receiving the gift, or he is giving it?…

    …asking for a friend…

    …either way…

    …I’m rooting for him…

    …and I believe his significant other would be happy with the size of his root…

    …I mean…

    …that’s a big one…

    …and I’m betting the bigger the radish…

    …the stronger they taste…

    …and it gives new meaning to Mr. Spock saying…

    …"It is some sort of daikon ray, Captain…

    …oops, sorry…

    …that was, ‘tachyon’ rays…

    …when my daikon radish gets that big…

    …all my blood rushes from my head…

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    ransomknotts  12 months ago

    I’d be okay with it. Maybe it’s an award winning radish.

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    ransomknotts  12 months ago

    @Rad-ish, what kind of radish are you?

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    ransomknotts  12 months ago

    I wonder what the grand prize gift was.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  12 months ago

    Amazons amazing orders include The Walton Grandma’s Recipe.

    Parting the red sea, a gift that seemed better with a gigger in your tea.

    Pickled radishes went well with that Pickled Pete feeling of loading up the brain cells.

    Elizzy and Crapper John Boy killed the writer’s union Striker Mcoy and Kirk’s baby boy. Goodnight Chuck.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 12 months ago

    It turned out to be more a modish than a radish. It would require another twenty years to go from Mod to Rad.

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    The Old Wolf  12 months ago

    I would accept a daikon from anyone, gladly. They’re so fresh and crispy!

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  12 months ago

    Does a Daikon come as sweet or dill pickle relish? Mmmmm throw a hot dog and bun, for Dick Tracy and me at the Zoo.

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    coltish1  12 months ago

    Looks pretty amazing to me. What’s really amazing is that he can carry it by himself.

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    gigagrouch  12 months ago

    Could’ve been worse. At least it wasn’t a durian.

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    Zebrastripes  12 months ago

    Personally, if that had been me, I would have presented a crate full of bright red radishes….with a splash of bright green Kale!

    Think it’s enough? ( Dom DeLouise)

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    Howard'sMyHero  12 months ago

    Pickin’ up daikons, put ‘em in a basket/

    Pickin’ up daikons, put ‘em in a basket/

    Pickin’ up daikons, put ‘em in a basket/

    Way down yonder in the daikon patch …!

    ( CaF .. CaF .. CaFfEiNe❗️)

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    willie_mctell  12 months ago

    It looks splifflike.

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    CaptainKiddeo  12 months ago

    re: creepy dummy on the blog: isn’t that a photo of Candice Bergen and Charlie McCarthy?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 12 months ago

    The other parting gift was a lifetime supply of Turtle Wax, which was awarded to contestant number three.

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    Sisyphos  12 months ago

    Who gives a nice daikon radish, either as a parting gift or just skéto? Mooll’s the word!

    I’d give a giftier gift, I think….

    And for the lazy, lamer readers (if there are such here, which is admittedly doubtful), https://tinyurl.com/zlooywv

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