Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 24, 2023

whatever you do, it ain’t going just with one lady

I just read a book called “Weight lifting is a waste of time” that sounds promising. So far, it seems to be working.

well if you’d just get in shape, you could become my Two minute man

Depends on your medications, and how much.

One minute and 30 seconds huh? Sigh…

Just like in the gym, multiple reps…

He’s not counting the preliminaries.

Walt could consider more sex and less beer but he wouldn’t consider it for long as beer would be sure to win over sex for him.

Geeze, it takes him one minute to brush his teeth? I mean I get where the other 30 seconds goes, but a minute to brush your teeth???

he might try edging.

Well…she tried!

You gotta pace yourself Walt

Again with the body language, his manspread and her crossed legs. Aunty is such a tease!

Upon returning from a long overseas business trip a coworker confided to me that he was too tired to do his “husbandly duties.” I asked him, “How much energy does it take to take out the trash?”

Wow! Walt must have great control!

Well, Walt, if Aunty is chasing you to have her way with you, I bet that would get you in shape! ☺

No, Walt, it’s not. Try harder.

Walt, you’re a sweet talker!!!

He wanted a quickie but even his own hand turned him down.

You’ll get more benefit from the exercise if you do it more than once.

Ummm… except for the “…beer belly” phrase, they seem to have each other’s speech balloons…mixed up?? Isn’t it usually the man who’s asking for a romp and the woman who complains he’s too quick through the event??

They have a Blue pill for that problem!

If you do it enough times, it might!

How do you Know if you don’t TRY?