My husband thinks I sneeze loudly on purpose. It hurts when I try to contain my sneezes, so I just let them happen. Meanwhile, when my husband sneezes I am left wondering, was that a cough or a sneeze, because they always sound like coughs.
I have sinuses the size of Carlsbad Caverns. I can set off a car alarm at 50 paces. One time I sneezed at work and a coworker emailed me a “gesundheit” from the other side of the building.
My snoring is also epic. They don’t measure it in decibels, they use the Richter scale.
Sneezes can change over time. Mine used to be pretty mild, but when my child sneezed I would offer her a towel, and it was loud. Now I am louder and she is milder, but I don’t need a towel.
I was descending in a casino elevator in Laughlin Nevada, and had to sneeze. I suppressed it. I sneezed upon exit and 6-7 separate strangers blessed me. Friendly Town!
seanfear 11 months ago
we need to invent a nose muffler somehow coz i have the same problem in the family (not me)
Lucy Rudy 11 months ago
My son thinks I do it on purpose. I can’t help it. I inherited it from my dad.
LoveBritTV Premium Member 11 months ago
My husband thinks I sneeze loudly on purpose. It hurts when I try to contain my sneezes, so I just let them happen. Meanwhile, when my husband sneezes I am left wondering, was that a cough or a sneeze, because they always sound like coughs.
Cornelius Noodleman 11 months ago
You’re supposed to say Gesundheit.
FreyjaRN Premium Member 11 months ago
Both of us sneeze loudly and with considerable force.
The Reader Premium Member 11 months ago
Sneezing always seems to jiggle the volume button up.
Calvinist1966 11 months ago
Is there an acceptable volume for sneezes? I doubt it.
Farside99 11 months ago
Then, when his sneezes start to lose their volume, you had better start to worry, because he’s probably on his way to leaving this mortal coil.
Quick! Up his life insurance!!!
Cpeckbourlioux 11 months ago
Same goes for my wife. Sometimes so sudden and loud, shocks the bejeezers outa me.
Troglodyte 11 months ago
Who says sneezes are nothing to sneeze at, Aunty?
[Traveler] Premium Member 11 months ago
Don’t hold back a sneeze. You could rip out the roof of your mouth or send an eyeball flying.
Just-me 11 months ago
I’ve never been one of those who sneeze and all you hear is a soft “achoo,” while I try not to be obnoxious about it, if I sneeze, it is fairly loud.
nosirrom 11 months ago
My wife sneezes so loud that when she does we get a call to keep the noise down from the International Space Station. ;-)
dflak 11 months ago
I have sinuses the size of Carlsbad Caverns. I can set off a car alarm at 50 paces. One time I sneezed at work and a coworker emailed me a “gesundheit” from the other side of the building.
My snoring is also epic. They don’t measure it in decibels, they use the Richter scale.
Moonkey Premium Member 11 months ago
Sneezes can change over time. Mine used to be pretty mild, but when my child sneezed I would offer her a towel, and it was loud. Now I am louder and she is milder, but I don’t need a towel.
DM2860 11 months ago
He probably has several times but you do not remember them as they were not memorable.
ladykat 11 months ago
Bless you, Walt.
jango 11 months ago
Is that Walt, or Jimmy Durante?Aaaa-chaaa-chaaa-chaaa!
rockyridge1977 11 months ago
Needs a cat if she wants a sneeze that please.
Daltongang Premium Member 11 months ago
Aunty, never in your husbands life has he ever heard you speak at an acceptable volume.
rhpii 11 months ago
If I try to suppress my sneeze, I throw my back out.
CorkLock 11 months ago
Lovely Aunty – skinny today – fat tomorrow.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 11 months ago
Okay, is it just me or does his shirt look off for some reason. I’m all about the seersucker, but there is just something disturbing about that.
assrdood 11 months ago
I was descending in a casino elevator in Laughlin Nevada, and had to sneeze. I suppressed it. I sneezed upon exit and 6-7 separate strangers blessed me. Friendly Town!
walstib Premium Member 11 months ago
As a youngster, when my father explained the facts of life to me, he said it builds up and ends like a sneeze.
cactusbob333 11 months ago
Man who watch himself sneeze get snot on the mirror.
cuzinron47 11 months ago
Trying to suppress the volume level of a sneeze can do more harm.
cuzinron47 11 months ago
I have a friend whose sneeze is rather petite, but loud. It sounds like someone stepped on a cats tail.
paullp Premium Member 11 months ago
Wow, Aunty Acid got her letter in Dear Abby today:
https://www.uexpress.com/life/dearabby/2023/07/11
(Letter #3)