the better to see the Lasagna I suppose?
“I’m not myopic, I’m just drawn that way.”
All the better to see you.
No way that even those eyes take up more room than his stomach after he’s been eating… which seems to be always.
Must have read this gem from 1985. https://garfield-eats-all.tumblr.com/image/157479590608
And his bank account is even bigger!
There’s NOTHING bigger than Garfield’s stomach!
One solution: Garfield needs to literally eat (enough) so that his stomach becomes literally bigger than his eyes (again).
But not as big as the eyes of the magical dogs in HC Andersen’s “The Tinder Box.”
http://visitandersen.com/fairy-tales/the-tinder-box
All the better to see that Lasagna, Garfield!
We’ve all seen you eat, Garfield!
Wrong doctor.
Next patient on the schedule: Dilbert Wants to know 2 things: (1 ) why was he booted and (2) Why doesn’t he have a mouth?
He was booted because w/o a mouth he has no place to stuff his foot
Garfield has a word bubble rather than a thought bubble?
Well, current medicine can replace them with beady little rat’s eyes.
Burp…
He’s got an Odie-pus complex.
ronaldspence about 1 year ago
the better to see the Lasagna I suppose?
Dirty Dragon about 1 year ago
“I’m not myopic, I’m just drawn that way.”
Jayalexander about 1 year ago
All the better to see you.
gammaguy about 1 year ago
No way that even those eyes take up more room than his stomach after he’s been eating… which seems to be always.
TossedSaladCartoon about 1 year ago
Must have read this gem from 1985. https://garfield-eats-all.tumblr.com/image/157479590608
The Reader Premium Member about 1 year ago
And his bank account is even bigger!
backyardcowboy about 1 year ago
There’s NOTHING bigger than Garfield’s stomach!
Doug K about 1 year ago
One solution: Garfield needs to literally eat (enough) so that his stomach becomes literally bigger than his eyes (again).
PraiseofFolly about 1 year ago
But not as big as the eyes of the magical dogs in HC Andersen’s “The Tinder Box.”
http://visitandersen.com/fairy-tales/the-tinder-box
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
All the better to see that Lasagna, Garfield!
ladykat about 1 year ago
We’ve all seen you eat, Garfield!
uniquename about 1 year ago
Wrong doctor.
WCraft Premium Member about 1 year ago
Next patient on the schedule: Dilbert Wants to know 2 things: (1 ) why was he booted and (2) Why doesn’t he have a mouth?
Seth down about 1 year ago
He was booted because w/o a mouth he has no place to stuff his foot
Stephen Gilberg about 1 year ago
Garfield has a word bubble rather than a thought bubble?
zeexenon about 1 year ago
Well, current medicine can replace them with beady little rat’s eyes.
Lablubber about 1 year ago
Burp…
Buoy about 1 year ago
He’s got an Odie-pus complex.