Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 30, 2023

odd

Not with a 10 ft pole

Yo, dawg, I think just dogged you.

No one draws the blank expression quite like Greg.

Bernice is barking up the wing tree, or person…

Luann and Piro are clearly already having relations Woof Woof! lol

Spending a night with Luann won’t be restful, and not in a good way.

Poor Puddles has been framed.

What is she doing?

Puddles run fast.

Luann’s been cheating on Pudz with another dog

I could interpret what was being said, but I would have to censor it …………..

Bernice, realize that if that’s what happens when you have your wet dreams

Puddles had a nightmare, or Luann had a nightmare and scared Puddles, or Luann farted and Puddles hit escape speed looking for safety.

The soundproofing in that house must be REALLY bad!!

I wonder how well insulated it is against the outside elements.

And Bernice never made similar sounds when dreaming about Jack??

Wow. Luann must have been a dog in another life!

My husband snored so loudly that the neighbor’s dog howled every time he snored.

Puddles the Ventriloquist

What’s the story here, that Luann makes dog noises in her sleep? That her snoring sounds like a dog? That Bernice is hallucinating? That Greg is phoning it in?

Is this why Luann’s relationships never last?

Bernice should get a white noise generator. It will produce low-level ambient background noise which will help to drown out sound coming through the walls. Also, each bedroom could stick up some Sonex foam on each side of that wall… That would help a lot too.

Luann’s REMs are really active this night.

For once the tables are turned. Bernice dreams of being the MC of great, tragic love stories and the dreams are so intense that she talks in her sleep. Luann also seems to have the same problem, but her dreams have always been very, VERY original. Maybe she’s dreaming that Puddles took her to the dog park and she’s playing tag with her friend Jack. I wonder what kind of dogs they would be. I see Jack as one of those muscular molosses who always seem to smile, Luann is more difficult to imagine, but she would certainly be a very cute dog that loves to play and be pampered.

If Puddles is in Bernice’s room, then who is in Luann’s room? Oh no.

Oooooo… is Luann getting Tousey Mousey with Pyro? She must be after the trust fund just like our Beloved Ann❤️Eiffel teaches. BTW… disappointed in Luann.

Being a Sunday strip, it will remain a mystery?

Worst. Snore. Ever.

And since this is Sunday, we will never get a clarification on this.

Luann is NOT involved with Piro, at least not yet, and, not that heavily (yet?). But she must be having a “doozy” of dream if she’s making all those sound in her sleep. And, if Bernice were learn what Luann was dreaming, she MIGHT be jealous. (But would she admit it?)

So does Bernice normally sleep with Puddles or does she leave her door open so he can come in?

Funny! ;-))

Either Luann has some crazy “I’m a dog” dreams, or else the date went well. VERY well.

Luann is one noisy sleeper.

Puddle is SO cute. Love him.

Luann got a White Noise machine since Puddles started sleeping with Bernice. It makes dog noises, since that is what Luann was used to sleeping to.

Luann, hold it down please.

Well, that’s a new one. I certainly didn’t have “Luann barks like a dog in her sleep” on my Luann Sunday Strip Bingo card.

Next week. Stef comes home after losing her competition, suspects that Kip is doing her dirty with Tiffany, and starts a clandestine romance with Tom, Tiffany’s father.

Does he need to go out???

Burrito night at the DeGroots?

tomorrow: So, what will or won’t be shown, and who will be eating crow?

:-/

Is that Gracie from Baldo in her little Ewok onesie?

“Each Waking Moment”

“A Real RRRRR-ip SNORTer”

“Doggone It!”

“Shut Yer Yap!”

“That Little Old Whine Maker, Me!”

“Whimper Will”

Why?……

“’tWeren’t me!!”

Just wait11

Loud snoring.

Why am I not surprised that Luann is the true source of the noise? Puddles has plenty of flaws of his own; he doesn’t need to be blamed for Luann’s, too!

Have to admit… this made me chuckle… Puddles the ventriloquist!

If any of you are wondering whether this past week’s storyline is continuing tomorrow, be prepared to be disappointed. Greg is going back to a former cheerleader, a jock, and a current cheerleader with the most annoying smile in the world.

WHOOT!! The Spring Fair has finally arrived!!

Kip and Tiff are flirting up a storm and Stef is right there on cue.. Will she give them he.ll?

Fingers crossed that some issues get resolved in this arc.

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So who do we see next..Nil and his painting or Piro and his essay?

Yes, Luann has gone to the dogs.

I think Luann needs a CPAP machine…

Poor Puddles, though…. “what did I do?!?!?” My dogs give me that same look sometimes (even when they’re guilty as sin!)