Free Range by Bill Whitehead for April 01, 2023

After this debacle, she’ll need a banana “splint”.

What she will do to them won’t be a laughing matter.

They’ll all split the prize on AFV.

Boy! Science is bananas!

ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛᴀx ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀs ᴀᴛ ᴡᴏʀᴋ

Felman, eh? nyuk, nyuk

Humor quotient, ZERO.

I’m glad you all cured cancer first.

Forget it. Myth Busters already solved this one.

Humor quotient of her pulling a 3 Stooges slap on the scientists afterward = high

…and one foot in the grave….

How to get sued by your ex employee in three simple steps.

Some criteria is missing, like how embarrassing she will be if she exposes her, say.. underwear

They’re in cahoots with Dr. Hazard.

Shouldn’t there be a lawyer standing there at the ready?

Man, OSHA is going to be allover these boys!

Geniuses at work.

The Pratt Institute has now become the Prattfall Institute.

Intense scientific study of the April 1st phenomena…

To qualify as a legitimate scientific study, a control group and treatment group is needed. The treatment group results were documented in the 1963 movie ’It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad World’: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKdpVV57wdU

FWIW, I’ve stepped on banana peels more than once, yet never slipped, much less fallen.

This is no good. The equation requires knowing what she weighs.

This is a slippery research subject.