Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 20, 2023

It has a funnel cake, so no it is not.

I’ll take two!

If you want to attract the “stick it to the Libs!” crowd, sell “Gluten bars”

No. They charge extra for the gluten.

Depending on what kind of cheese they use, that doesn’t sound too bad.

I ate a bag of popcorn today. The package said “gluten free”. I’m trying to imagine a situation where my popcorn could have been made from wheat.

I’m sure it’s still healthy.

Darn it, now you’ve gone and made me hungry.

Yep and hope the far right Nazis eat the hell out of them!

Besides gluten free, he left out one important part: Here’s your deep-fried bacon-wrapped cheese-filled chocolate funnel cake on a stick!

Could I have a Diet Coke with that too?

Why does Brewster look like someone else today?

Hey, you forgot the sprinkles. And you forgot to dip it in honey to hold the sprinkles on.

I saw an ad the other day for chocolate wrapped bacon strips. They looked truly nasty.

Brewster is looking different.

If you want to attract Trumpheads, sell BS bars.

Somewhere, this is a thing. Or will be next summer.

That thing is gonna need some maple or blueberry syrup.

Mmm pack full of protein

I don’t really mind any of that stuff, but I don’t like it altogether on a stick.

You can always tell when comic creators can’t think of anything funny. They just use the words gluten free.

Where’s the maple syrup topping?

Cliff’s stomach contains more garbage than a Waste Management landfill.

Do vendors of fair food have contests to create the least healthful foods?

I can’t believe he even asked that. But then he may have wanted to make sure it has plenty of gluten.

“I knew something was missing!!”

I know that if I tried to eat that thing, it wouldn’t hurt my health — I wouldn’t be able to keep it down!

Mmmmm, where’s this galaxy fair?