50/50 results: Yes, or take ibuprofin for the pain and swelling.
One thing I haven’t seen mentioned yet—if you hold up a pencil at arm’s length, it can conceal an oncoming motorcycle 50 feet away. Bicycles have an even smaller cross section. That’s one reason I gave up motorcycling 10 years ago.
Here in Tucson about 10 years ago, several funeral plans written in the 1930’s and costing about $35 then started being utilized. The funeral homes had completely forgotten about them and were on the hook for honoring the contracts.
That’s “Hair Furor.”
When someone says, “What did I come into this room for?” I immediately answer, “You wanted to have sex.”
No, but watch for a couple of guys in a rowboat!
Goy boy toy, did you ever deploy annoyed to Illinois? (That one came from Bloom County.)
You hurt Woodstock? Prepare to be strafed by a beagle flying a doghouse.
One of my German Shepherds would drop a tennis ball behind me, then circle me until I figured out that I was supposed to find the ball and throw it. I miss them all.
And sometimes you don’t play it the same way once.