Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 06, 2023

I’m sure you’re very impressive undress.

Him: "Her lips are moving. Better nod like I’m interested in what she’s saying. Even though I haven’t heard a word.

A great strip, John

Another female impressionator…

I’d bet Ursula Andress got sick and tired of hearing similar jokes about her name …

That used to be me. Now, I impress in a corset and floor length circle skirt slit to the waist.

She undresses to excess.

HE: “If I say you have a nice body, will you impress it against me?”

Please impress me. I’m really hard to impress. But if you impress me to be hard then you will have great success.

Smile , Nod , don’t gibber , say yes Please impress me !

Get that Lady a horse.

CHICK: Do you like my “Wilma Flintstone” necklace?

DUDE: Yowzer, dollface but it makes me wanna “Bam Bam”!

CHICK: Yeah, well you better tell those two “Pebbles” in your pants to cool off cause that ain’t happening.

No matter how much his stiff upper lip says that he would like her to do a strip, please he is so obtuse that she will go the opposite direction – he might want to lay her down but he is so dull and boring that in the end and everywhere else she will only layer-up

How can I address your state of undress when all I want to do is caress your fairness?

I gathered that, when you answered the door with just your make up on!

Then IMPRESS me!

Clothing is like the wrapping on an Xmas gift.

He: And I must say you undressed has made me rise as a man!

“and they are marvelous”

“You have the best Birthday Suit, ever.”

If you impress me, I promise to make an impression in you.

I do it to scare off muggers.

(Well, if I did, I bet I would.)

hello dear, my name is Cess.

when i want to disappoint, i undress…

Entering the room naked; I shall always stand at attention as you do, because it is always nice to have my appearance stroked.

John, if she undresses to impress, at the end of the night, it’s all the same…