Well, the penultimate panel image looks more like Henry Kissinger, but he had that fake Katzenjammer accent, so it’s really hard to tell one liar from another anymore . . .
I once heard this – “I’m afraid for my boy; he’s been to a therapist who says he has Oedipus syndrome”. Her friend – “Oh, Oedipus, Shmoedipus! So long as he’s a good boy and loves his Momma”!
As a follow up to yesterday’s observation, some more details have emerged about the egoist. He has won the Fields medal, the Turing award, is a Michelin Guide three star chef, is the first human to run the three minute mile and is a MacArthur Fellow.
I bet I know where Flo has her Scream Therapy Sessions.
A bar/restaurant I used to work at many years ago had a sign over the walk-in fridge that said: EmergencyTherapy Center. Whenever any of the staff got stressed out by the customers, they’d go into the soundproof walk-in, close the door, scream obscenities ( usually about a particularly annoying customer ) then resume their flawless, smiling service.
and then I took out this thug named Stink Pop who liked to feel my blonde leg hairs while I was driving my 18-wheeler on my way to celebrate my one millionth mile on Amtrak that was taking me home enroute to my date with another guy’s wife that was getting her PhD in you know the thing….
I’ve often wondered if Flo’s Offshore Diner is related to Callahan’s Crosstime Saloon. I’ll bet Flo posted a sign at the front door that reads: “Time Travelers & Politicians Strictly Cash”.
Pregnancy? Funny you should mention pregnancy. The self-professed “Alliance Defending Freedom” went venue shopping to find a sympathetic judge to hear their lawsuit seeking to deny women the use of mifepristone, which prompts the question of just whose freedom it is they think they’re defending.
Scorpio Premium Member about 1 year ago
I mean, when the President of Mars tell you something. You really should believe it.
Enter.Name.Here about 1 year ago
Tony Flanagan, reincarnated. Yeah, that’s the ticket!
sirbadger about 1 year ago
The cat is facing away from him and is about to pass gas.
Erse IS better about 1 year ago
There ain’t no reasoning with a dedicated liar.
mr_sherman Premium Member about 1 year ago
The guy is a very rank amateur.
Coopersdad about 1 year ago
Is this guy George Santos?
Walter Kocker Premium Member about 1 year ago
Well, the penultimate panel image looks more like Henry Kissinger, but he had that fake Katzenjammer accent, so it’s really hard to tell one liar from another anymore . . .
Bilan about 1 year ago
Captain Eddie’s stories are still much better.
braindead Premium Member about 1 year ago
More Fox Facts.
PraiseofFolly about 1 year ago
He is also a virtuoso on the lyre, having played at Carnegie Hall.
keenanthelibrarian about 1 year ago
I once heard this – “I’m afraid for my boy; he’s been to a therapist who says he has Oedipus syndrome”. Her friend – “Oh, Oedipus, Shmoedipus! So long as he’s a good boy and loves his Momma”!
Squoop about 1 year ago
Eddie has met his match.
cmerb about 1 year ago
It has been awhile since I’ve see the cats face : )
Wizard of Ahz-no relation about 1 year ago
I’d love for someone to ask santos what his mother thinks of all his lies today.
and for those of you who’ll say ’she’s dead’ are we sure? he’s reported her death at different times.
Push to talk about 1 year ago
As a follow up to yesterday’s observation, some more details have emerged about the egoist. He has won the Fields medal, the Turing award, is a Michelin Guide three star chef, is the first human to run the three minute mile and is a MacArthur Fellow.
goboboyd about 1 year ago
Yet, you’re in office by getting the most votes. Nah, that would never happen.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 1 year ago
George is his own father!!
david_42 about 1 year ago
skip
dalez3303 about 1 year ago
Biden?
William Bednar Premium Member about 1 year ago
Names change, it’s ideologies that may remain the same. Especially GOP ideologies.
Linguist about 1 year ago
I bet I know where Flo has her Scream Therapy Sessions.
A bar/restaurant I used to work at many years ago had a sign over the walk-in fridge that said: EmergencyTherapy Center. Whenever any of the staff got stressed out by the customers, they’d go into the soundproof walk-in, close the door, scream obscenities ( usually about a particularly annoying customer ) then resume their flawless, smiling service.
Masterskrain Premium Member about 1 year ago
I KNEW that this was gonna get good…
Can't Sleep about 1 year ago
He should have followed Trump’s technique, and only lied about politics… and elections… and Jan. 6… and women… and Putin… and golf… and …
mfrasca about 1 year ago
He’s a resumé man, he’s a resumé man
If he can’t do it, I don’t know who can
Says right here he’s qualified
50 years on the job and the man’s only 45
- K. Mosley
Will E. Makeit Premium Member about 1 year ago
and then I took out this thug named Stink Pop who liked to feel my blonde leg hairs while I was driving my 18-wheeler on my way to celebrate my one millionth mile on Amtrak that was taking me home enroute to my date with another guy’s wife that was getting her PhD in you know the thing….
mindjob about 1 year ago
George goes to scream therapy sessions too. That’s how he met John and Yoko
198.23.5.11 about 1 year ago
A Broadway show named “SHUCKED” is in previews and touts an imaginary review from Santos—
“I’ve seen it hundreds of times and it hasn’t even opened yet!”
koolodge about 1 year ago
He went to trump U to learn how to lie!
royq27 about 1 year ago
Basically, Congress is scream therapy, that all makes us scream.
Safety Fast Premium Member about 1 year ago
I’ve often wondered if Flo’s Offshore Diner is related to Callahan’s Crosstime Saloon. I’ll bet Flo posted a sign at the front door that reads: “Time Travelers & Politicians Strictly Cash”.
198.23.5.11 about 1 year ago
Somebody put too much sherry in t he Lobster Bisque
Black4dder about 1 year ago
“Good thing I’m not George Santos”, said George Santos.— SNL
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 1 year ago
Pregnancy? Funny you should mention pregnancy. The self-professed “Alliance Defending Freedom” went venue shopping to find a sympathetic judge to hear their lawsuit seeking to deny women the use of mifepristone, which prompts the question of just whose freedom it is they think they’re defending.
c141starlifter about 1 year ago
Uncle Eddie needs to take Kissinger for a boat ride
Rich Douglas about 1 year ago
Tommy Flanagan