Somewhat over 30.
Unless it involves your future brother-in-law.
1984. Back before everyone called it ‘the internet’.
If you’ve got 23 odds and ends and 22 of them fall off the table, what have you got? An odd or an end? – George Carlin
Someone once showed me that you can lure a kitten with treats to climb up your pant leg. If you are wearing jeans, and the kitten is small, it’s amusing and doesn’t hurt. Some time later, my sister got a kitten for her boyfriend. The night before she gave it to him, I got it to climb my pant leg. Seems that that is perfect training for the kitten to climb anything, unsuspecting pant legs, drapes, whatever.
Happy Solstice! I prefer to wish people Happy Sir Isaac Newton’s Birthday.
Look up “The Knack” on youtube. It’s a Dilbert animation.
On the bright side, the oil stains are gone.
Who wants bacon?
Your wife’s mother in law? You mean “your mother”. Unless your wife has multiple husbands.
Not to mention the creative juices.