Somewhat over 30.
Some wisdom from my highschool physics teacher: “It’s not the fall that kills you… it’s the sudden stop at the end.”
I worked with a guy who would start a conversation by sighing and saying, “I am whelmed.”
I think it was George Carlin who said “You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose.. but don’t pick your friend’s nose!”
Probably sleep apnea. He needs a CPAP machine.
“I look forward to seeing you in G.I. Jane 2.”
There are pre cambrian fossils. Look up “edicaran biota” in wikipedia. Those forms of life existed 100 million years before the Cambrian age.
“Offendsensitve”. (From Bloom County)
I often steal lines from the great Tom Lehrer.
“It’s either very new cheese, or very old meat.” — The Odd Couple
“Set phasers to ‘slaughter’.” You tell’em Portnoy.