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1. 25 days ago on Perry Bible Fellowship

   Some wisdom from my highschool physics teacher: “It’s not the fall that kills you… it’s the sudden stop at the end.”

2. 29 days ago on Dark Side of the Horse

   I worked with a guy who would start a conversation by sighing and saying, “I am whelmed.”

3. 2 months ago on Peanuts

   I think it was George Carlin who said “You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose.. but don’t pick your friend’s nose!”

4. 3 months ago on Sherman's Lagoon

   Probably sleep apnea. He needs a CPAP machine.

5. 3 months ago on Dilbert Classics

   “I look forward to seeing you in G.I. Jane 2.”

6. 4 months ago on Frazz

   There are pre cambrian fossils. Look up “edicaran biota” in wikipedia. Those forms of life existed 100 million years before the Cambrian age.

7. 6 months ago on Dark Side of the Horse

   “Offendsensitve”. (From Bloom County)

8. 6 months ago on Bloom County

   I often steal lines from the great Tom Lehrer.

9. 7 months ago on Over the Hedge

   “It’s either very new cheese, or very old meat.” — The Odd Couple

10. 8 months ago on Bloom County

    “Set phasers to ‘slaughter’.” You tell’em Portnoy.