Flamingpaperhat2

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Toronto, Canada Somewhat over 30.

Recent Comments

  1. 25 days ago on Perry Bible Fellowship

    Some wisdom from my highschool physics teacher: “It’s not the fall that kills you… it’s the sudden stop at the end.”

  2. 29 days ago on Dark Side of the Horse

    I worked with a guy who would start a conversation by sighing and saying, “I am whelmed.”

  3. 2 months ago on Peanuts

    I think it was George Carlin who said “You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose.. but don’t pick your friend’s nose!”

  4. 3 months ago on Sherman's Lagoon

    Probably sleep apnea. He needs a CPAP machine.

  5. 3 months ago on Dilbert Classics

    “I look forward to seeing you in G.I. Jane 2.”

  6. 4 months ago on Frazz

    There are pre cambrian fossils. Look up “edicaran biota” in wikipedia. Those forms of life existed 100 million years before the Cambrian age.

  7. 6 months ago on Dark Side of the Horse

    “Offendsensitve”. (From Bloom County)

  8. 6 months ago on Bloom County

    I often steal lines from the great Tom Lehrer.

  9. 7 months ago on Over the Hedge

    “It’s either very new cheese, or very old meat.” — The Odd Couple

  10. 8 months ago on Bloom County

    “Set phasers to ‘slaughter’.” You tell’em Portnoy.