Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 02, 2023

Do they flush?

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

Hm. I wonder what evolutionary benefit comes with such expulsion. Oh wait, they stand there in one spot warming the egg. Keeps the area sanitary!

I hear a certain carnivorous plant wants to meet a certain Humbolt Penquin.

Did we really need to know that?

How do they know the Nepenthe was carnivorous to begin with?

Oh gross

OK, no more Happy Feet. Better watch where you step!

Well, today we are back on RIBION’s favorite fact Planet U.

Oh sweet, two carnivorous (sorta) plant facts in a row

So, some animals use a “toilet” out in the wild, in addition to cats using kitty litter indoors.

So… are you telling me that we fed our children the catharsis of a clinically depressed author???? :D

I thought the Dementors was inspired by the Ring wraiths from the Lord of the Rings. In fact, there seems to be a few elements from Harry Potter that were taken from Lord of the Rings. Harry Potter had an invisibility cloak, as did Frodo. When Dumbledore was killed, the movie shows Harry “screaming in silence”, exactly as Frodo did when Gandalf was killed by

Imagine the fella measuring penguin farts …”Ok Joe, that one went 3ft 8 inches. Let’s see you try topping it..”

Those penguins don’t have nuttin’ compared to NY subway riders.

Lots of poop and gas RBION entries in the past while. Perhaps we’ve had enough. Stop it please. Go on, scat. I said SCAT. Oh wait…. lmao. ~ Milton Berle Carlin Bruce

Take care, may bidet shaped flower Beenflo “The Others Accept The Leavings Then I Clean The Pipes Butt I Mean But I’m No Better Than Them Unless You Factor In Any Sense Of Urgency” Sprayord be with you, and gesundheit.

ha! i can poop with such force my feces lands 5 feet away!

Make sure not to stand behind the penguin when he bends over!!

What happened to the joke tellers?

Penguins are usually all crowded together on an Antarctic beach. Kaboom?

As I suffer from depression myself, I can see how J.K. Rowling came up with the dementors.

What’s that Penguin doing on that television set? Standing.I can see that. If it laid an egg, it would fall down the back of the television set.Unless it’s a male. It looks fairly butch.Oooh, I never thought of that.Oh, intercourse the penguin. And now, the penguin on top of your television set will explode.How did he know that was going to happen?It was an inspired guess.and now…

We’ve tried telling our cousins the Humboldts to eat more fish and lay off the kelp but they won’t listen…

Ahh, to be a penguin now that Spring is near.

Everything you never wanted to know about Humboldt Penguins and had no intention of asking.

If there are few insects, wouldn’t there be very few insect droppings?

You know what? I don’t give a flying crap! ☺

I guess you definitely ….. “DON’T” want to be behind those penguins …… :)

Believe It or Not, my farts can penetrate walls and knock down those standing up wind…take that penguin…yeah, baby…

Dementors look like the Emperor in The Empire Strikes Back…

Bald eagles can shoot poop more than double the distance of the Humboldt penguins.

I see we have moved on from peeing contests to poop games. Is there no end in sight?

So what’s with the JK Rowling factoid? Surely there are more than enough scatological ones to be consistent with the other two.

Explosive diarrhea must be spectacular!

…..and JK Rowling was “inspired” by Neil Gainman’s The Book of Majic comic books.

JK Rowling’s fear of transgender women was inspired by her dragon hoard of money corrupting her brain such that she thinks the sun shines out her own you-know-what