Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 31, 2023

Yeah, that’s going to fit QUITE differently.

The strange thing is, they look the same.

A ’Murcan merkin. Move along, nothing to see here.

…some guys just love to manscape…

…not realizing the benefits of hair…

..wicks moisture away…

…every single hair gives you more feeling…

…on a streaming Tv show an aunt asked her niece if she shaved down there…

…to which the niece replied…

…I’m 16 why would I want to look like I’m 12?…

…I don’t even like shaving my face…

…I have quite the beard going on…

…don’t have to shave that cleft chin…

…Google me this, Batman…

…that was a close shave, Robin…

…thanks Batman…

…I also enjoy your smooth Batpole…

…but can I have pants, tights, anything to cover this too tightly made green underwear?…

…I’m 15 and Batgirl already knows that I think she’s hot…

…not yet, Robin, not yet…

Top and bottom view, sweet gherkin merkin surveillance pickle.

Sir, you are in a real pickle.

The organ grinder’s monkey on his back hair.

She keeps the merkin in a fur-lined firkin.

Okay, broadcast it to the whole neighborhood, why don’t ya? (Little did show know he was changing things up to see how the neighborhood reacted. And she’d blown his cover.)

I remember a time when the word “merkin” was obscure; not one person in twenty would have understood this cartoon.

So okay, it’s a merkin,

It matches my jerkin,

And my cap while I’m workin’,

Will conceal the merkin.

I just realized that I coined a new word. Bathmateers. Think: musketeers. Not sure if it’s lame enough to pass the muster of this group.

Aaaaaaaak‼️I’m not touching this with a ten foot pole….looks like it can get up and walk away, any minute now!

Out, dam-ned spot! ☺️

2017 – Pussyhats IN!

Jan. 31, 2023 – Pussyhats … OUT.

Merkin bathmats could be a thing …!

He forgot his bird coasters featured on Frog Blog, too. What if he is invited to tea? Where would he put his wet merkin? Bring your own coasters, I say. Be merpared.

It was suggested that I get a rug. I said linoleum is easier to clean.

Pubic in public, I dare say…

One must appreciate the sharp-eyed Personal Assistant! Contrariwise, Sir was very careless in his morning preparations! But I dare say few will notice the difference!

Today My handle in Vegas is potatoad chipping.

Workin on the merkin

working night and day

then I’m going twerking

it scares people away