Close to Home by John McPherson for February 10, 2023

Raid ain’t gonna cut it. What you need is a 12-gauge.

Maybe an 55 gallon drum of Raid!

And a small nuclear warhead .

Might be too late by the time he gets home.

RAID!!

And remember avoid Dam-nation Alley. (I found another word on the list)

Bleeb is back! Woo hoo! Glad he got better.

It’s Bleeb! Happy day!

And be quick about it.

Good New/bad news:

You don’t have termites

You have a termite (but it’s a doozie).

You’d better call in an air strike, ‘cause Raid or Black Flag or DeCon is just gonna pi$$ it off!

… and you might as well call a Realtor while you’re at it… ‘cause, well… the house!

If it gets that one like the cartoon bugs in the commercials, then it’ll level the whole block.

Oh, snap!

Can’t afford eggs!!!

I believe it’s too late for Raid? Find a new house!

I think an RPG is indicated. Rocket Propelled Grenade.

To borrow a (slightly altered) line from “Blazing Saddles”: Oh, you don’t want to squirt him. You’ll only make him mad.

Get Rico and the rest of the Roughnecks!

Quick, Henry, the Flit!

Quick Henry, the Flit!

jumbo sized… :{

Ya think?

But there’s no hurry, next week will be fine.

That bug got into Doc Toon’s coffee, eh?

Yes a Raid can the size of the house. Should find a couple in costco

I never knew Bleeb was into weed!!

And the National Guard!

This gingerbread house sounded so nice.

The bug’s name is Fleeb.

Better get a bazooka.

Hey John…..aren’t you supposed to put that little circled R after Raid?

So much for some people thinking Bleeb is a bug!!!!!! Now that’s a BUG!!!!!!! :)

Oh, and we’re out of bread, too. :)

But the worst one, it seems, haunting all of my dreams was the COCKROACH THAT ATE CINCINNATI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zG5zUscjjt0

Maybe a tactical nuclear bug bomb.

Must be those lady bugs!

I think they could use some National Guard.

Or a bazooka. Actually, yeah a bazooka might be better…..

Better get the big can!