Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 06, 2023

Who is he?

Okay, so hang a chain on him and make him an anchor, man.

It looks like the station may be about to drop (their) anchor -

They are about to say “Anchor – away!”

The 70’s are calling. They want that mustache back!

Whatever you put on the teleprompter, Burgundy WILL read!

Should have used Dan Rather. Then, he could have said, “I’m Rather, a big deal.”

Must be in San Diego!

No one can replace original slap stick comedy! Today they’re aren’t even remotely funny!

Ralph, it was the British navy that was impressing American sailors.

He wants to fund the ice skating show at sea.

So tie a rope to him and throw him overboard. Let’s see what kind of an anchor he makes.

Edgar Allen Poe???

Kind of a big deal among his “piers” …!

Maybe he could hold onto the anchor – when they deploy it. Make sure it goes all the way down to the land below.

Was “I’m kind of a big deal” a tag line from those movies? Because I don’t see how anyone could recognize that as a caricature of that character.

Not without a U.S. flag lapel button, he’s not.

Ralph is right. I don’t act when I say „ I’m nut.“