That’s alright, Charlie. All Lucy adds to your team is another body in outfield. The other players will still have to do her work. At least now she won’t get in the way.
Lucy would usually play baseball willingly (albeit distractedly, indifferently, and incompetently), so she usually didn’t do things to skip out on playing. She would, however, try to “improve” things. Another angle – she was thinking of golf, where the player does “address the ball”
What about the bat? That’s involved in the hitting too, and sometimes the bat takes more of a beating because there have been times where they’ve been broken and pieces of it have come off.
No, no, no!! CB should have told Lucy, ‘You should have asked your dress if it wanted to be worn!! After this long, your blue dress has got to be getting as tired of you as we are!!’
angelolady Premium Member about 1 year ago
I think she planned that….
su43dipta about 1 year ago
When Charlie Brown asked you whether you wanted to play, you could have just said no, Lucile!
Scorpio Premium Member about 1 year ago
What is scary is that there are people who genuinely think like this.
dcdete. about 1 year ago
Well that’s women for you! They sure know how to spin a tale to win an argument and get their way.
dl_supertroll about 1 year ago
Consent is important kids
Purple People Eater about 1 year ago
Isn’t going home a good thing in baseball?
preacherman about 1 year ago
That’s alright, Charlie. All Lucy adds to your team is another body in outfield. The other players will still have to do her work. At least now she won’t get in the way.
kreima about 1 year ago
Good grief, Charlie Brown.
nosirrom about 1 year ago
Before you ask the ball you have to address the ball.
Hello ball (a la Ed Norton)
currysteph Premium Member about 1 year ago
Sounds like modern day progressives
Ellis97 about 1 year ago
Lucy, are you aware that most, if not, all the things you say are completely full of bull?
SquidGamerGal about 1 year ago
UGH!! Why is she even playing baseball if she REFUSES to take it seriously?!
markkahler52 about 1 year ago
Zen….so Zen…
markkahler52 about 1 year ago
Address the ball…“HELLO, BALL!”
Darryl Heine about 1 year ago
A baseball doesn’t talk.
Darryl Heine about 1 year ago
Charlie Brown has to what?
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member about 1 year ago
Place the ball on the ground. If it doesn’t want to play, it will roll away.
Watchdog about 1 year ago
I see an analogy with the American taxpayer — but I’m weird.
Lucky Bear about 1 year ago
Don’t underestimate talking to a ball – Talking to a ball (named “Wilson”) saved Chuck Noland’s sanity, if not his life, in “Cast away”!
Saddenedby Premium Member about 1 year ago
fussbudget = progressive woke? Charles was WAY ahead of his time.
mindjob about 1 year ago
Lucy should be wearing sandals and love beads
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member about 1 year ago
I’m guessing Lucy wasn’t really that into baseball today.
geese28 about 1 year ago
Time to get your five cents back, CB
KEA about 1 year ago
welcome to the world of feminine logic
rmbdot about 1 year ago
Lucy would usually play baseball willingly (albeit distractedly, indifferently, and incompetently), so she usually didn’t do things to skip out on playing. She would, however, try to “improve” things. Another angle – she was thinking of golf, where the player does “address the ball”
Decepticomic about 1 year ago
Hey, any excuse to bail on playing for Charlie’s team is a good one.
bwswolf about 1 year ago
No problem Charlie Brown ….. the only time that you should be concerned is if the ball answers ……… :)
jasonsnakelover about 1 year ago
What about the bat? That’s involved in the hitting too, and sometimes the bat takes more of a beating because there have been times where they’ve been broken and pieces of it have come off.
SusieB about 1 year ago
Well played Lucy
eced52 about 1 year ago
Lucy is severely e_il
T... about 1 year ago
Cute one…
knight1192a about 1 year ago
It didn’t answer because it’s dream is being used for what it was made for. PLAYING BASEBALL!!! It thought this was obvious, Lucy.
Templo S.U.D. about 1 year ago
how harsh of you, Lucy
LoriDowellHelms about 1 year ago
“The first thing you do is address the ball. ‘Hello, Ball!’ "
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member about 1 year ago
No, no, no!! CB should have told Lucy, ‘You should have asked your dress if it wanted to be worn!! After this long, your blue dress has got to be getting as tired of you as we are!!’
zarilla about 1 year ago
Oh, Lucy never catches the ball anyway.
198.23.5.11 about 1 year ago
Art Carney…“Hello,Ball!”
GreggW Premium Member about 1 year ago
Didn’t know Lucy was a panpsychist.