Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 25, 2023

Pretend all you want honey. I won’t mind in the least.

“Oh, John! You make me so wet!”

I hope nobody gets a bad case of the crabs. I remember when I was in the U.S. Navy, a sailor came down with crabs after a Port Visit. They had to clean all the bedding, (and eighty sailors slept in that compartment), and fumigate the compartment. And all the other berthing compartments, (we had a crew of 250 on a small warship), kept a sharp eye out in case the crabs spread out to their compartment.

For those who dare to inquire:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crab_louse

Is 70 the new 60?

Bonne fête!

Happy birthday, and many more

Now you know what it’s like, fella…

BTW – Happy Birthday, John!

John, hope your birthday work is finished and it’s nothing but fun and enjoyment (including what she’s suggesting) the rest of the day. Many more for you.

Happy birthday. Now go watch the “Kick the Can” segment of the Twighlight Zone movie

Happy Birthday hope you blow out all the candles and get your wish

Donna Reed was in that movie. Won an Oscar for her role as a prostitute.

John, is the rest of the girl kissing you buried in the sand?

Looks like the scene from “From Here To Eternity.”

Happy Birthday!

I hope that you have a happy birthday!

Happy Birthday John! I’m sure 70 never looked so good. <3

“GET OFF ME WOMAN! I WASN’T DROWNING!”

“Uh. This is palliative care in case you ever do?”

Poor John, he missed out….lucky stranger!

Nice to see Burt and Deborah in here.

“Last Snog Inc” gave me a laugh. Happy 70th, John.

Happy birthday! Now all you need is to find that beach and boot out that interloper.

Always enjoy this feature, John, and your witty remarks. Wishing the best of happiness and health.

Happy Birthday‼️‼️‼️☺️

On the Beach….a steamy movie‼️

Happy birthday! Now is not the time to worry about a name.

“Big deal. I’m not a girl.”

Happy Birthday John, 1953 was a very good year, I should know, me too.

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Happy big Seven Oh! That’s fantastic! 70 laps around the sun – excellent. Have a wonderful day sir.

Happy Birthday to ya , John Lustig !!!

Happy Birthday 2 U!!!

Happy 70th John! I’m just shy of 6 years behind you

BTW, John, Mike did a great riff on Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr!

“John?? That’s my boyfriend too!”

“From Here to Eternity”, one of my favorite movies.

Happy Birthday!

At least she isn’t pretending that you’re Jeanette.

Happy birthday! I’ve heard that 70 is supposed to be more satisfying than 69.

(In case you don’t want it in your search history… 70 is like 69, but vertical.)

Happy B day, bro. I’m only 9 years behind you. (what’s up with the crab??)

Happy 70th! Thanks for all the joy you bring!