Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 16, 2023

Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan used to star in Sleepless In Seattle, then Tom, to Meg’s bewilderment went on to steal ideas for Saving Private Ryan. Meg p!ssed off in this setting got edgy and so Mr. Director called, Cut and Make-up…

They could pair up their cotton tails.

My slippers have entered into a conjugal relationship.

Is this normal?

Congratulations you are now a furry

That dance got a little hot’n’heavy.

…someone is trying to get their bunny on…

…suddenly, the Froglandia rabbit population exploded…

…ooh I hate that rabbit…

….ooh I love that rabbit…

…Judy Judy Judy…

…pull me by my ears…

…Mr. Rabbit, Mr. Rabbit , your ears are mighty long…

…yes kind sir they were put on wrong…

…every little soul has to shine shine…

…every little soul has to shine shine…

…(whatta ya want for a priest without a car?)…

I feel a colony of rabbits coming on….

Kissy noises…

If you tilt your head and squint a little, this “toon” would make for a wild emoji …!

( made you look )

BUNNY! LUST!

Make way for the kittens!

ha ha connected at the rabbit lipz

2023 is the Year of the Bubblegum Rabbit.  They’re sticky and affectionate, and will merge if they meet.

At the end of the year, one giant pink Rabbit remains. The next year’s Sweet Tooth Dragon chews up this Rabbit and blows an enormous bubble which pops and scatters, and the little rabbits lay low until their turn in the zodiac cycle comes again.

Is Pepto-Bismal the color of these bunnies to make it more palatable to us, or are these bunnies the color of Pepto-Bismal to make us less queasy at their amorous display of kiss boxing?

In Rudy Rucker’s SF series, ”Wetware” there was a drug called Merge. People would take it while sitting in a bathtub together. For several hours they’d become a pool of slime and commune on the cellular level.

I just watched the movie (SPR) for the second time in about ten years. I liked it the first time, but now I see it as just a whole bunch of men killing and being killed. The opening scenes are just too “reality” .

Rip Plods with Beer and Gina Lollobrigida.

Bunny-love suck-face leads to Bunny-love acts of procreation, which leads to many more bunnies.

Some folks will be happy at that outcome.

Some will be enraged.

Some will have stifado.

(I shall not reveal my choice.)

Sort of a month-before-Valentine’s Day celebration?