Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 15, 2022

Slightly radioactive.

I yearn to be judged not by the

Sorry, I lost my train of thought there.

Do I look like I know what a .jpg is?

…that banana is one horny devil…

…just like the evil emperor Plantain…

…if you don’t want to be judged by it…

…don’t wave it around like it owns you…

…of course horny banana toys are a staple at the 10 Days until Christmas Festival held at the Bathmat Factory…

…yes…

…you got one…

…but Cheryl’s is bigger…

…and Duck’s is hung like a goose…

…but the one that sings the song the best is always the winner…

…because it is not about the size of the Froglandia horny devil…

…but who is the best at using the Froglandia horny devil…

…the song: https://youtu.be/YO7M0Hx_1D8. …

I know. Right? If we cannot be the arbiters of our own judgment, basing our weighing of our character upon the criteria of our own choosing, then how is life in any society ever to live up to our ideals, as portrayed in our perpetual self delusion?

Okay, so how is your surveillance pickle’s character?

Living as I do in The Banana Capital of the World – Machala, Ecuador – I have a plethora of plantains and bananas ripe for character judgement but I am usually quite content with their content.

As the late Bea Lilly used to say, as she peeled this delicious yellow symbol, " A one skin … a two skin … a three skin … aaa…"

The content is sealed with a peel.

Monkeys, use the bottom of the banana to open it and the top of the banana as the handle.

You just never know what you’re gonna get when you pull back the peel! Not only on fruit, but people! ☺️

Knock knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say “Banana?”

Skinned again …!

( look down before you peel out )

Judgment, explained

The King James Version: “Judge not, that ye be not judged.”

Teresa: (something about a banana)

You are what you eat.

The the content of the the black banana is best dealt with by mashing the the heII out of it, and baking it into the the best darn loaf of bread this side of the Mississippi. Or that side. The the flapjacks would be an acceptable alternative.

you & your banana are two different items

I would suggest not flaunting your banana—especially if it’s one that has horns. Those are always the most suspectable kind!

…orange you glad it’s still banana?…

….Oh oh Jamie’s crying…

…‘cuz…

…Jamie’s got a gun…

…are you happy to see me?…

…or is that a banana in your pocket?…

…the lame will talk…

…and the deaf will sing…

…another banana song…

…(Harry, it sucks)…

… https://youtu.be/q8I-zPmTPzM …

Ifin’ this was crappy beer and crawdads night, and the supply got low as the night wore on.

Well the cajon chef inserted bananas for the crawdads, and the not enough crappy beer left w/lemon juice and Bloody Mary mix…

Then god was shining down on Mother Teresa, and a certain guiding light from above…

Not a single beat was missed or person left unhappy.. Let’s hear it for biting the head off the banana and sucking the guts down…!

Who slipped this guy a mickey, and threw the peel on the dance floor. Crazy Dude.

Day two and the the the typo and the the the comic is still judging? Should we be worried about the overripeness and Teresa’s sanity, or has surveillance pickle got things in hand or brine or whatever?

Day 2. That evil banana again? What kind of a slip-up is this?