Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 18, 2022

I don’t see the men having ale. That fink seems to have sold it to the beer bar for more than 50 bucks. It is time the four of them can dump him for good and take the reins of kingdom.

Knock knock. Who’s there? The King’s men running on Low Octane Ale.

One time I had $51.

There should be a sign “Eat Here and Get Gas”

You have four guys carrying you around Fink. Don’t the other two deserve something to eat as well.

That jug of ale for each man, might prove to be a mistake. 2 burgers is good.

“High-Test or regular”?

I just saw $2.99/gal. for regular yesterday. Upper midwest.

This cartoon could have been drawn fifty years ago during the 1970s fuel crisis.

Around here, it could cost you $80, so count your blessings Fink.

Just make sure that they go before they leave, you don’t want to make any unnecessary pit stops!

it`s all bidens fault at least thats what all my fellow republician friends are telling me

I only see 2 burgers for 4 men? And no jug of ale.

$12.50 for two burgers and even a tankard of ale isn’t bad. Is the Fink that cheap?

2 burgers and a jug of ale each for four men? $50 is a bargain! Unless they’re McId’s… If so, when did they start serving ale? That would make their burgers more palatable. Unless the McAle is of the same quality as their Mc"Coffee"… Then I’ll pass.

I wonder what a palanquin bearer does if he gets to old to carry the king around. Do they have a retirement plan? Could he save up to buy a bar?

Thanks Joe!

That rest stop must be in Chicago.

Wait till the wear and tear cost comes up. Yip yip yip yip yip

I wonder if King Fink rotates his carriers at 5000 steps to lessen the wear on their body and shoes. Yip yip yip yip yip

At least he feeds the crew….☺️☺️☺️

It’s all Biden’s fault that gas prices have dropped $1.25 in the past six months.

Ale’s well that ends well.

Must have stopped at a Five Guys.

https://www.dailydot.com/irl/customer-complains-five-guys-price/

Got that right

After the ale, they’ll be drunk drivers. Uh-oh!

Reasons to stay home.

Why is the king being carried by an operating room team? They look like they have on surgical gowns and those funny little round hats, plus they have on gloves. The only thing missing are the surgical masks.

Is that Kiddie Litter?

That’s still cheaper than filling up a truck.

here in rural Nevada we just got down to $4.45 a gallon .

we are at 2.89 a gallon. I’m assuming it’s not going to last but will be part of ……………………..

Oh heck. It’s Dec. 20. I need over half a tank and the price is bound to go up for the holiday traffic. Sometimes procrastination does not pay!