Well, you’re a little ray of sunshine, aren’t you?
Mother’s Day? That was in March.
Takes me back to the ‘80s and Simon Bond’s book “101 uses for a dead cat”, and its sequels. There are hundreds of uses for a dead cat. My favourite was the pencil-sharpener.
Nothing – if you live in a civilised country with state-funded healthcare. However, if you live in the good old US of A, get your chequebook ready.
Lewis and Clark?
What is it with Americans and this weird corned-beef for St Patrick’s Day thing?
What are milk duds?
In the UK, Gray is more likely to be a name, and grey is a shade.
AARP? Must be an American thing.