Herman by Jim Unger for December 17, 2022

You’re all heart

When

When. You give me the bottle.

Keep it

But say it quickly.

Guy’s thinking cheap instead of cheers.

How strong is that stuff?

must be moonshine.

They’re obviously not the best of friends, since he’s needling him by using a thimble.

I might be more tempted to say “Where?…”

Two drops or three . . . The drink is either very potent or very expensive. Otherwise, he is just a cheapskate.

“Okay … maybe … but first … How about … Why such a small amount? Where did you get it? What is in it? … and Who are you, anyway?”

Due to Covid, the wine at the Eucharist is dispensed in individual shot glasses. Instead of “This is the blood of Christ” we now say “Cheers!”

A dab will do ya’

they’re not serving Guiliani much these days in NYC

Very apropos is the Capp Classic posted by my friend rjm today on Andy Capp…

https://archive.cartoons.ac.uk/GetMultimedia.ashx?db=Catalog&fname=AC1370.jpg

Are you pouring a little person?

He’s had the same bottle for 35 years. Still half full.

That bottle has to last for the entire company…

And he still has his little finger in it…

Why bother pouring…just get the eye dropper ….☺️☺️

He’s such a wise guy. He’s always taking little shots at people.

He’s on the wagon, but the wagon only has one wheel

It’s not for drinking, it’s just for sniffing.

“What is this!!!! An drink for ants!!!”

You know, I think I’ll just go somewhere else.

“Half full should about do it. I’m driving.”

When?