Clay Jones for November 29, 2022

You can always have him extradited to New York.

First one to smite to infinity wins.

Just put both of them in the toilet and flush repeatedly!!!!!

In the GQP, smite makes Right!

I love the smell of two EEJITS trying to “burn” each other – in the morning!!!

:-D

An “accident” that took out both clowns would be a good smite’s work

I think that little Donnie Dimwit is complaining that the judges he appointed aren’t giving him special treatment.

Sippy sez: “praise me”… “chosen one”… “bow”… and “you can’t smite this”

I’m planning to enjoy the smite-fight.

https://www.smitegame.com/

henceforth /hɛnsˈfɔːθ,ˈhɛnsfɔːθ/

from this or that time on.

“henceforth, parties which fail to get 5% of the vote will not be represented in parliament”

Trump is NOT the chosen one. Potter is the chosen one.

I can’t read the sippy cup. I can’t find my magnifying glass.

“Sounds gay”??? “Today Trump feel gay.” (or was it Infantino?)

Who wins?

Didn’t I see something like this in a Episode of the Original Star Trek ?

Twitler Vs. DeathSatan = Arsenic Vs. Cyanide. The end result is the same, the death of the Republican party.

Please let both fall off the cliff.

May you both survive long enough to effectively smite the living crap out of each other…………………………………that, folks, is why I want donny mcCarthy to find some way to continue, even though he is finally starting to discover that he has been dead for decades.

Of course Agolf Twitler whining that DeathSatan doesn’t know what “Henceforth” means is hilarious since Twitler has NO clue what the word “Sanctimonious” means either. You KNOW one of his staff came up with it, since it has more then 5 letters and 2 syllables, so Twitler doesn’t even know what it means.

Hey God, if you’re listening… It’s smiting time!

And hopefully a couple of lightning bolts come along to solve that whole debacle

I wish I got it. It must be good.

The new tragedy coming to the GOP near you; Donaldo and Rondesant!

“Two Republicans, both bereft of dignity, / In fair America, where we lay our scene. / Where recent grudge breaks to new mutiny / Where uncivil discourse makes uncivil twerps unclean.”

The most loathed, Fascist, traitorous, hated, liar in America….

Dear GoComics, this is worth a “love,” not just a “like.”

fusilier

James 2:24

I have no trouble believing this smite fight after seeing this incredibly arrogant sanctimonious ad by DeSantis. Watch it if you have a strong stomach. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9oTBA-MvZk

This toon is too funny, well done Jones.

I smite thee, to YO-se-MIGHT, I mean YO-sem-mi-NIGHT, Oh heck, infinity…….I win.

This smite be the end of the Republican party.

Oh Mr Jones I absolutely love this one. You’ve outdone yourself!! Thank you so much!

And smite Mitch McConnell too while your at it.

“The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.”

― William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice

Some Evangelicals have finally realized that racist violence-promoting Trump may not represent their values any longer and have withdrawn their support. Haven’t heard if they’re flocking to DeSatan or to Pence.

‘We will become slaves’: Kari Lake’s dire warning urges MAGA to ‘stand and fight’

Republican candidate for governor Kari Lake told supporters in Arizona that they would “become slaves” unless the election is called for her.

During a Tuesday interview with right-wing host Charlie Kirk, Lake said that she wakes up every day “ready to fight” despite losing the election.

‘Goofball’ Arizona supervisors buried for handing Katie Hobbs a ‘gift’ with refusal to certify win

Longtime Arizona Central columnist E .J. Montini could barely control his amusement on Tuesday after the two Republican supervisors tasked with certifying the 2022 election results refused to do so even though Republican Kari Lake was the recipient of 58.9 percent of the votes and two other Republicans hold huge voting advantages.CNN reports that “by a 2-1 vote Monday morning, the Republican majority on the Cochise County Board of Supervisors pushed back certification until Friday, citing concerns about voting machines.”

Maybe they will destroy each other.

So, who’s dumber: these two, or the thousands who take them seriously as players on the world stage (or anywhere outside a burlesque show)?

TRUMP ADMITS He’s Guilty in a Fear-Drenched Rant Attacking the Special Counsel as a ‘Monster’

“This fully weaponized monster, Jack Smith, shouldn’t be let anywhere near the political persecution of “President Donald J. Trump.” I did nothing wrong on January 6th, and nothing wrong with the Democrats’ fix on the Document Hoax, that is, unless the six previous Presidents did something wrong also….”So Trump is afraid that he can’t get “a fair shake” because Smith’s family is putting “tremendous pressure” on him? But he is “actually worse than they are?” So then why would there be any pressure, unless they were pressuring him to be more lenient? Trump also dishes out his typically infantile insults saying that Smith is “a hit man for Obama,” and a “monster.” He whines that Smith “shouldn’t be let anywhere near the political persecution” of Trump. So who does he think should be let near the “persecution?”

Trump’s whining that he did nothing wrong is just more of his refusal to take responsibility for having incited an insurrection and having stolen highly sensitive national security documents and hoarding them at his Mar-a-Lago hotel/home, after lying to the FBI about having them. He repeats his ludicrous claims that other presidents have done the same thing, when in fact none of them did. The National Archives has affirmed that all such documents in the past were kept strictly under the control of the Archives.

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2022/11/29/2139018/-TRUMP-ADMITS-He-s-Guilty-in-a-Fear-Drenched-Rant-Attacking-the-Special-Counsel-as-a-Monster?utm_campaign=trending

Phuket

Wow, they’re really smitten by each other!

One used to hear about “the high and the mighty.”

Now as Mr. Jones demonstrates, we have “the low and the smitey…”

“Masks are just a BIG lie. They don’t work, NEVER have…Covid is OVER and everyone who pushed the lies should be LOCKED UP!!!!!”— Rep. Ronny Jackson, former Trump WH physician

It looks like they are smitten with each other.

How will we survive the next TWO years?? Lordy!