Years ago I heard the best advice ever given on stocks, from somebody who’d made a fortune in day trading and was asked how he’d done it: “Get out the day before it crashes.”
This is about as useful in the real world as “Buy low, sell high.”
Tell the GQP that they are certificates of authenticity for special issue limited edition (only 950,000) gold (foil covered slug) coins marking Twitters glorious return. The bears will feast for months
Twitter will be delisted from the New York Stock Exchange and its shares will no longer trade on public markets as of Nov. 8. Last closing was 53.35 compared to a 52 week high of 54.57 and low of 31.30. Twitter will be a private company. People are clueless.
Yay! Wiley bears! They are not on their top baiting game though. Usually, they are better than this, even if they had some success, noted by the shoe and pairs of glasses.
The pedantic me is driven to point out that there is no Twitter stock. It is a privately held company.There is Twitter debt which is currently heavily discounted if you would like to buy some.
This reminds me of an old Candid Camera stunt. They left a trail of dimes on a sidewalk for people to pick up and follow. Around a corner they had a slotted box attached to a telephone pole with a sign that said “Put dimes here”. Almost all of the people that picked up the dimes dropped them into the box and kept on going. This was back in the late 50s or early 60s if I remember correctly.
David_the_CAD over 1 year ago
To have a successful hunt you need to use the right bait.
Erse IS better over 1 year ago
More than most places, the stock market is where “if it seems too good to be true… it IS.”
mr_sherman Premium Member over 1 year ago
Be fair to the bears. They did get it out of the dumpster.
Qiset over 1 year ago
Hmmm, time to add it to my portfolio.
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago
Years ago I heard the best advice ever given on stocks, from somebody who’d made a fortune in day trading and was asked how he’d done it: “Get out the day before it crashes.”
This is about as useful in the real world as “Buy low, sell high.”
eastern.woods.metal over 1 year ago
Well Twit always did belong in the dumpster
Lolapoo Premium Member over 1 year ago
We can only hope.
GentlemanBill over 1 year ago
Why is the left so scared of free speech?
habfan40 over 1 year ago
I would take them. Then get a bear skin rug to sit on
unfair.de over 1 year ago
These penny stocks were always just bait to get fleeced.
WickWire64 over 1 year ago
Tell the GQP that they are certificates of authenticity for special issue limited edition (only 950,000) gold (foil covered slug) coins marking Twitters glorious return. The bears will feast for months
Masterskrain Premium Member over 1 year ago
Wiley bears are usually MUCH smarter and craftier then this! When fishing for dinner, you need bait that your prey actually WANTS!
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
Word of the Day: Shadowbanning. Never heard of it before last evening but it will be part of the national political vocabulary today.
Interventor12 over 1 year ago
Got my stuffed bear last week. Had moose steak last night.
Rand al'Thor over 1 year ago
Twitter will be delisted from the New York Stock Exchange and its shares will no longer trade on public markets as of Nov. 8. Last closing was 53.35 compared to a 52 week high of 54.57 and low of 31.30. Twitter will be a private company. People are clueless.
DrJKnows over 1 year ago
Is it true the Wiley bears were on Noah’s Ark?
monya_43 over 1 year ago
Yay! Wiley bears! They are not on their top baiting game though. Usually, they are better than this, even if they had some success, noted by the shoe and pairs of glasses.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
Bears should have used that stock for their ‘visits’ in the woods.
goboboyd over 1 year ago
Maybe the bears could consider decorating the dumpster as one of those at work Musk bedrooms. I don’t want to give Elon any ideas.
Ishka Bibel over 1 year ago
The pedantic me is driven to point out that there is no Twitter stock. It is a privately held company.There is Twitter debt which is currently heavily discounted if you would like to buy some.
Redd Panda over 1 year ago
I’m thinking of self publishing a pamphlet; ‘’Stupid Crap Trolls Say’’ should be a real yuk fest.
Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago
The founding fathers who wrote the constitution didn’t know about psyops propaganda.
They actually didn’t know about lots of modern things.
rickseg over 1 year ago
This reminds me of an old Candid Camera stunt. They left a trail of dimes on a sidewalk for people to pick up and follow. Around a corner they had a slotted box attached to a telephone pole with a sign that said “Put dimes here”. Almost all of the people that picked up the dimes dropped them into the box and kept on going. This was back in the late 50s or early 60s if I remember correctly.
DarkHorseSki over 1 year ago
Only the foolish would avoid stocks in companies owned by Elon Musk.
gregcomn over 1 year ago
The joy of seeing Wiley’s bears—the universal solvent for insanity!
paranormal over 1 year ago
It’ll work as toilet paper…
Mr.doom over 1 year ago
Free speech is not compatible with collectivism.
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
Musk is 44 million in debt,but he thinks Lichtenstein will pay for it(Mexico was taken)
kathleenhicks62 over 1 year ago
It’s not free speech it’s the head twit.
kathleenhicks62 over 1 year ago
The bears need a better lure.
DNCoyote over 1 year ago
Love those Wiley bears :)
LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member over 1 year ago
This should be Tesla stock. Year to date: $405 – $182. And Tesla stock is his piggy bank. Billionaires don’t keep billions in cash…
jimchronister2016 over 1 year ago
The more I learn about rt that sypho musk the less I like him
keenanthelibrarian over 1 year ago
Obviously a couple of people, judging by the spectacles on the ground, have already been taken in.
christelisbetty over 1 year ago
If you don’t blow $44 Billion, now and then, you might be expected to pay some taxes.
abba3 over 1 year ago
Definition of irony, a satirist afraid of free speech.
pantograph over 1 year ago
This has nothing to do with free speech. Twitter is a now a private company and no longer has stock.